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TALLAHASSEE
(CBS4.com) ―
A proposed law currently making its way through the Florida legislature
might help you with what can be an embarrassing problem. Here's the
bottom line, the bill would be a mandate that all eating establishment
must have enough toilet paper when you go into the restroom.
The only problem is the bill doesn't dictate how much toilet paper is
"enough."
State
Senator Victor Crist, a Republican from Tampa, felt the problem was so
important, a law must be passed to protect the backsides of anyone in
Florida. The measure will also try to regulate the cleanliness of
restrooms in eating establishments.
Crist, says in the bill,
restaurant inspectors, "should also check the restrooms along with the
kitchens to make sure that basic cleanliness necessities are in place."
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BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Yup another idiotic Republican idea, "Sen. Johnny Isakson (R) is pitching an idea to his colleagues in Congress: a $15,000 tax rebate check to anyone who agrees to buy a home. Congressional budget analysts project the program would cost $14 billion over the next few years.
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But wait ... MORE STILL ..
ReplyDeleteThere's some outfit compiling a list of the 10 worst teacher's in America, with a plan to pay them $100,000 if they promise never to teach again (it being impossible to fire tenured teachers) .
Half my fellow Americans don't flush.
ReplyDeleteAnd they say there's hope for this feral land. Ha.
Notice, folks, that it is the party of less government that proposes nonsense like this, not those evil Democrats!
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