scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Monday, June 23, 2008
If Heloise Had Balls
99 Extraordinary, Creative and Unusual
Uses for Ordinary and Everyday Objects
Ok a few of them are interesting but the tissue paper tea bag ? I've seen what tissue paper does in water and the fold out ruler I think would snap pretty quickly. Besides they missed the most important "extra" use of butter which I will only allude to.
I have this funny urge to swat him on the side of the head with a tennis racket.
ReplyDeleteAnd a set of foam earplugs is less than a dollar at CVS. Unlike a tennis ball, they actually reduce sound levels-- and you won't look like a dolt.
All those half-assed ideas, and not a single sexual one. What is the world coming to?
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I am NOT cutting my balls in half!
ReplyDeleteOk a few of them are interesting but the tissue paper tea bag ? I've seen what tissue paper does in water and the fold out ruler I think would snap pretty quickly. Besides they missed the most important "extra" use of butter which I will only allude to.
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