Thursday, October 23, 2008

Hucker's Vote

Why I'm Voting Democrat This Time

  Hucker, another Real Prince of France explains why he's voting Democrat this election.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a  better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm  voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of  Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they  now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I  believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on  Friday, CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not  concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all  death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that  business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to  break even and give the rest away to the  government for  redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I  believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the  Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get  their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I  believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there,  when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to  fight them off with.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact  that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my  horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4%  on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon  of gas at
15% isn't.

Makes ya wonder  why anyone would EVER vote  Republican, now doesn't it?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Can I marry my dog then?

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