Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: War Drums

Monday, February 02, 2009

War Drums

Your worst nightmare ....

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You're at home making popcorn for the Cub Scout meeting when you hear trucks pulling up your driveway. California plates.

When Maxine Waters jumps off the deuce-and-a-half, sporting a chicken bone through her nose, and carrying a machete, you realize your worst nightmare is upon you. All 34 US House of Representative Democrats from CA are here to take you out!

Yes, you're a crack shot, but as you pull your 1911 ACP from it's custom RAK crafted holster,.you know that even with the two clips you have at the ready, you'll only be able to take out 15 of them before they swarm you Here they come . Pow pow pow. Matui, Woolsey and Waters. Pow pow pow pow pow. McNerney, Stark, Honda and Lofgren down. New clip! Pow pow pow pow. Costa, Capps Sherman and Sanchez. Arghhhhh! Pow pow pow click! Davis, Filner, Baca and ... no! Out of ammo.

Waxman and Schiff are beating you with iron frying pans, and pushing knitting needles into your eye sockets. The kids are crying as things turn black, Waxman's spittle dripping onto your face. If only .....

”

... if only you had 40 round drum magazine for your Colt, you'd still be alive, and Democrats would no longer control the House of Representatives. The Rangel Rule would become law.

I can't have that Pocket Model 45, but I can have this ... if it was in stock. Anyone have any experience with this beauty? Will my barrel melt after firing 41 rounds in 10 seconds?

Rodger the Real King of France 2/02/2009 08:16:00 PM 17 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

17 comments:

AnnoyedOne said...: Nice Rodger but I think ya need the 100+435=535 round model if ya catch my drift ;-); 2/2/09, 8:35 PM
Anonymous said...: What you really need is #7 here, and maybe a little of #5.

(preferring to stay anonymous this time); 2/2/09, 9:50 PM
Anonymous said...: In stock at http://www.gunaccessories.com for $69.95 +S&H and +Tax(?for some?).

CF in CO; 2/2/09, 11:31 PM
B....... said...: Correctomundo: No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.; 2/3/09, 12:19 AM
Anonymous said...: Its a magazine,,, not a "clip".. any bets on how long its gonna take FALN, I mean Eric, Holder to start the "evil black rifle" grab?

I wonder who's son or daughter he will order to knock on my door?

I am not proud to say this,but my RINO Senator Arlen Spector voted FOR this gun grabber.

I can only hope that EVERY gun owner in the Delaware Valley area of Pa that this traitor supposedly represents remembers what happened yesterday when the next primary rolls around.; 2/3/09, 6:42 AM
Anonymous said...: I own no guns that that goverment knows of....... unless they read this site.... whoops oh hell come and get emm boys if you can find them. They will never get mine, I don't care what laws they pass. I'm a American my first right is to KEEP AND BEAR ARMS and I do daily.

Spanky; 2/3/09, 7:21 AM
Anonymous said...: Any scout troop I would have would be reloading a magazine for me while I was shooting.; 2/3/09, 8:01 AM
Anonymous said...: I saw one at a gun range once,guy let me try it out. They're cool magazines,but jam like a wicked bitch. I go with just keeping many Chip McCormick or Wilson 8 or 10 round mags on hand. For clearing rams while fending off rabid liberals is no joy.; 2/3/09, 8:38 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: I was worried about the jamming part, and they won't ship to Maryland. It's still alive though. Thanks.; 2/3/09, 9:02 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: BTW, ANYTHING you say on the internet is in your file, once you get a file, so be discrete. Particularly with the new regime in place.; 2/3/09, 9:03 AM
cmblake6 said...: BTW, ANYTHING you say on the internet is in your file, once you get a file, so be discrete. Particularly with the new regime in place.
Indeed.; 2/3/09, 10:08 AM
Anonymous said...: If you don't already have a Ruger 10/22, you should buy one this week. they are super reliable accurate and one can find reliable 10 & 25 round magazines for them. .22s are not the best choice for big game or self defense but they will suffice in a pinch and they do so many other things So well... And ammo is is still affordable,easy to find, and 1,000 rounds doesn't take up a whole bunch of room.
A a 18-21" pump 12 (better variety and range of power)or 20 gauge (less recoil) would be the next part of anyone's home defense rack of tools.
Shot gun primary home defense tool with the pistol for back up, or for "going to check out that noise"
W/ the trusted other person in the household backing you up from cover, watching the windows behind you armed w/ the 10/22.; 2/3/09, 10:37 AM
Anonymous said...: Alright, Rodge, we have caught you surfing the delightful Numrich Gun Parts website.

These types of mags on steroids are fun to look at, but a loaded 40round 45 ACP mag would, of course, weigh more than the 1911.

On the positive side, however, there would be virtually no muzzle rise when you shoot it.

I like Wilson Combat mags the best for a 45 ACP 1911, followed by Chip McCormack mags.

Virgil Tripp also makes some extremely nice 1911 mags.

BTW, what is a RAK holster?; 2/3/09, 11:03 AM
AnnoyedOne said...: The gummint already has a 2" thick file on me. I know. I saw (the outside of) it at my citizenship interview.; 2/3/09, 12:57 PM
Anonymous said...: RKofF

You can't mail order that magazine here in dear old MD, but you can possess it. Find a storefront in PA that carries it and take cash.

BTW have you seen the front page of the crabwrapper today? When they did that restraining order gun confiscation thing up in NJ it just became another tool in the divorce lawyers toolbox.; 2/3/09, 5:36 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: The Capital?; 2/3/09, 6:50 PM
Anonymous said...: The mission of a handgun is to allow you to reach your rifle. Two mags should be enough.
—DougM; 2/3/09, 7:38 PM

Monday, February 02, 2009

War Drums

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