Sunday, April 26, 2009

That works for me

Nancy Pelosi & The Pope
Bringing Joy to the Multitudes

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The speaker and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before. To make it a little more interesting, the speaker says to the Pope, "Did You know that with just one
little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive, the Pope says, "But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The speaker seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

He slapped her.
Bama Darlin'

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good one!

(Off topic, but maybe your next comment lead (like the Johnson quote) could be the one where Roosevelt tells Morganthau that Jews and Catholics are in the US under sufferance.

- the friendly grizzly

cmblake6 said...

That did truly brighten my heart for a moment!

Timbeaux said...

Come on Benny, you need to work on your trigger finger discipline...

CDR J said...

And then His Holiness excommunicated her, and all the other Democrats who claim to be Catholic.
And there was much rejoicing.

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