Pre Endoscope

Muzzy Uggy

BURKA! BURKA! BURKA!

I'be gome blinf

DC CRIME

Obama Stuff

Crap - I read this to mean --  I'm not making this up --  to mean that Bush was declaring martial law to prevent turning the government over to an illegal alien communist.  The tip-off was the £110m cost.  It's more like $100 trillion, and 100 million lives.  Sigh. More disappointment.  Then, there's this secret news you will only read here. .  A routine examination of the Obamamobile disclosed an act of sabotage.  A disaffected Hillary Clinton supporter plead guilty to replacing a section of door armor with heavy duty tin foil.  Click HERE for full sized secret drawing of this wretched excess. Let him ride around in a donkey cart, that's what I say.  His supporters won't assassinate him, and his enemies, scared to death of a glut of stadia, schools, airports and highways named after the sumbitch, won't either.

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MM

Fried Foods

Southern Fried Pizza

One of the things I've learned on the long journey to becoming a gourmet chef, is how to handle disasters.  You have a house full of people for your dinner party, when at the last minute the soufflé falls, or the mashed potatoes are too runny, or like that.  The answer - deep fry your mistakes and serve.  Deep frying makes everything wonderful.  Works on leftover foods too, as seen here in Southern Fried Pizza.  You're welcome.

Spackle Time

The Whipped Man's Burden

We're having a baby shower here Sunday, with company we don't know. You know what that means, don't you?  That's right.  Spackle and repaint the whole house, clean my desk, and make sure the seat's down.  That's what I'll be doing.

Lost fruit

How was your date dear?

Hey, I saw this crap movie before.

Today's Shlongderdamus

Déjà Vu-doo

I'm looking forward to hearing this plaintive plea from lib media -- "If congress doesn't give Obama the 350B bailout money, his will be a failed presidency from the start."  Obama will  successfully lobby  Rep. Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinsky (PA D)  in the House, and Sen. Bob Kerrey (D NB) in the Senate and squeak by, just.  More to look forward to.  Obama Executive Order ends  "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."  Michelle Obama fires the Secret Service; replaces them with the Farrakhan Republican Guard.  Obama Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel commits suicide in Fort Marcy Park by cutting his head off. Hillary Clinton turns over her WHO Database to Bill Ayers for "processing."   A postal worker in Minnesota assassinates Al Franken.  Dems respond with The Omnibus Gun Seizure Bill.  The NRA protests. WCBM in Baltimore loses it's broadcast license in the first Fairness Doctrine challenge.  Worried broadcasters nationwide drop all talk radio.  Rush Limbaugh buys the Miami Dolphins, and retires.  Ubangi Rock dominates the airwaves. The FBI gives Obama's WH the list if every blogger who's called Obama a MFCS.  They disapp