Tuesday, February 24, 2009

All my dreams are like this.

Today's Recipe
The Dream Omelet

Obasms

Obama Supplize

CAPTION
Pretend Mom is reading your entry

Before he sold out ...

Then Maria found out and sent him to Kennedy Camp


This is precious. Schwarzenegger waxes eloquent on Milton Friedman ... Just the first few minutes presented. You can see it all here. http://tinyurl.com/cbfe9f

Marc Miller

The Pitt and the Penn - Da Dum

“Sean Penn beat off Brad Pitt…”
 ... these are direct quotes - Rachael Lucas

Chris Matthews in Love

Chris Matthews Auto-Bio Bares All
badanov

Beach Tax

"Caleeforniuns haf  been selffeesh vit derr money,
so ve are doeeng dis for zee children"
Gov. Arnold  Schwarzenegger.
Californians awoke this morning to find a  wall of toll booths extending the 655 mile length of its coastline."

Army Officer questions Obama's authority

Another crack in the dam
A U.S. soldier on active duty in Iraq has called President Obama an "impostor" in a statement in which he affirmed plans to join as plaintiff in a challenge to Obama's eligibility to be commander in chief.

"As an active-duty officer in the United States Army, I have grave concerns about the constitutional eligibility of Barack Hussein Obama to hold the office of president of the United States," wrote Scott Easterling in a "to-whom-it-may-concern" letter.

OBAMA WATCH CENTRAL
Needless to say there will never be a Gen. Scott Easterling, but there could be a Rep. Easterling one day.  For now, his mini-mutiny serves a good purpose.  It becomes harder and harder for the media to ignore the issue.  When the dam breaks, Obama will have swim, and I don't believe he can. 

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Three Contractors

Three contractors walk into a bar ...
Understanding Obama's scamulus package


Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.

All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the White house official.

And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work. - Alaska Paul 

Making Stuff Up

Four Papers in Two!
Do anti-Guantanamo editorialists bother to read their own newspapers?



Two days before Barack Obama took office as president, the New York Times weighed in with an editorial--not its first--denouncing the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay for violating the rights of terrorists.  The Los Angeles Times columnist Tim Rutten this Saturday published an anti-Guantanamo rant similar to that Times editorial:
Of all the collateral damage America suffered on 9/11, none may have been more catastrophic than the Bush/Cheney administration's rejection of our established civilian and military legal systems to deal with the country's criminal enemies. In fact, the murky, torture-ridden parallel gulag they tried to create may have pushed some of the most culpable Al Qaeda criminals--like Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, the alleged 9/11 mastermind--nearly beyond the reach of justice.
On that very day, both the the LAT and NYT were forced to print a news story carrying the headline "Guantánamo Meets Geneva Rules, Pentagon Study Finds." And this is not a study from the bad Bush Pentagon:
A Pentagon report requested by President Obama on the conditions at the Guantánamo Bay detention center concluded that the prison complies with the humane-treatment requirements of the Geneva Conventions. But it makes recommendations for improvements including increasing human contact for the prisoners, according to two government officials who have read parts of it.
This is not an isolated instance of the Left media getting things wrong.  As James Taranto put it, Everyone is entitled to his opinion, of course. But the Times editorialists and Rutten seem to think that they are immune from Pat Moynihan's dictum that no one is entitled to his own facts.

TWAT

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