Don't squeeze the Charmins

RUH ROH

List of first liners

	"I was late for football practice, but what could I do after Miss Gazollis, whose luscious curves drove me crazy anyway,  asked me to stay after class and hold the ladder for her while she inspected something on the ceiling?"  Randy Fallus, The Pole Bowl
	Didn't make 100 Best First Lines from Novels

Two Wild and Crazy Guys

American Swingers in Rome

Lady Liberty, Post Obama

Evocative

It's indicative of my current mindset that, of all the things this image could conjure up in my mind, I see "Lady Liberty."  Your thoughts may vary.

Arlo's head on a plate?

Re: Political Cross-dresser Arlo Sphincter

Every day brings a ray of sunshine, if you'll only look for it.

“ Pennsylvania Republican Committee Chairman Robert Gleason Jr. said in an interview today that the state party may not support Sen. Arlen Specter in the Republican primary next year -- a day after his national counterpart suggested that GOP supporters of the economic stimulus bill could take a hit in upcoming elections. Specter's vote for the economic stimulus bill ruffled GOP feathers throughout the country, but particularly in Pennsylvania, where the lawmaker has always stood on shaky ground with conservatives. He eked out a challenge from former Rep. Pat Toomey in a primary in 2004. ” Pennsylvania Avenue

Smoking Guns

Talking to Pimples

At the heart of our discontent is knowing that the perception of truth has largely supplanted truth in this Republic. Knowing this has led to a serious case of political erectile dysfunction.  I mean, why even try any more?  You know there ain't gonna be no penetration. Doug Ross, for instance, offers a lovely graph that documents - for the umpteenth time - the myth of  Clinton's golden touch. It's well worth reading his timeline, and -- just maybe -- there's a Liberal canker-blossom, or two, in your orbit who'll have an epiphany when you copy them. Here's another truth that I, and thousands of others have previously posted.  It's one of the many smoking gun references to how Clinton and the Democrats went about destroying the nation's financial underpinnings.  Here's the full file (courtesy of Cuzzin Ricky).  Keep this in your holster too, although it's obvious to me at this point that only blue steel and cordite are of any use against this bunch.