Pencil Sharpener

In the future, our home appliances will have to be dual purpose to justify the expense.

Gun Show Extraordinaire

Full Auto Shoot and Trade Show

not bang. BOOM!

Merrily is bragging on the Oklahoma Full Auto Shoot and Trade Show.  This is not just a celebration of sound and smell, it's testament that Oklahomans, unlike our ruling class Marylanders, are a Live Free Or Die breed.   It's why Oklahoma, along with Texas, heads my list of best states to move to.  The only thing stopping me is MoSup, and proximity to the chillens.  [More Cordite, more noise, more shooting]

Do Marines love and admire Commie pricks?

SEMPER FI

“ The Real Revo has put up a video showing the difference between the reactions of the Marines at Camp Lejeune to George W. Bush and Barack H. Obama. [Blackfive] ”

Lest you think this was an anomaly, or a smear job -- there's more.

Juicy

Belly Stabber

... grows to “the size of a basketball” and freezes the victim’s internal organs.

Eek

“ Britain is reportedly on alert for the wasp knife, a knife that can “deliver a ball of compressed gas capable of killing its victim at the press of a button.” A needle in the tip of the knife’s blade shoots out a little frozen gas ball which instantaneously grows to “the size of a basketball” and freezes the victim’s internal organs. [Story] [Video demo] ” On Prozac

Basketball Parnk

It happened last night at the Maryland-Wake Game

Amir makes a blindfolded half-court basketball shot for $500,000. Or so he thinks.

“ ” Ro and College Humor

Cally Quiz

Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, 158 years ago?

“ 158 years ago...                           California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically, it was just like  California today; except the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands. ”

Making Do

The Thugocracy

"Employee Free Choice Or We Break Your Legs Act"

Death of the Secret Ballot

This is no exaggeration “ President Barack Obama told AFL-CIO union leaders Tuesday in a videotaped address that the controversial Employee Free Choice Act will pass, signaling his full backing for legislation that makes union organizing easier. "We will pass the Employee Free Choice Act," President Obama told more than 100 top labor officials in a closed-door meeting at the labor federation's winter gathering in Miami, according to people at the meeting. The bill would make it easier for unions to recruit workers because it would let them join unions simply by signing cards rather than through secret-ballot elections in which companies can campaign against the union. ”

Liberman's Knot

Your turn ...

I've stared at this for a week.  I PhotoShopped it the way you've come to expect from me -- tastelessly.  I passed it to my Sec/Jewish Affairs, and still don't have a suitable, family oriented, caption, or description of WTF's going on.

The Prince

Buttercup's Great Remorse

Mutiny?

"Mr Emaul is thinking with his ass again"

A Whodunit ?

The Topic: “ The Obama administration will seek to reinstate the assault weapons ban that expired in 2004 during the Bush administration, Attorney General Eric Holder said today.  ABC News The Response:   Replies to this thread    Dumb. (nt)  w4rma   #1     In fact, the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas  derby378   #3     This is the worst, most expensive use of political capital that they could have come up with. (nt)  w4rma   #10     Yep. This should be at the VERY VERY end of the agenda nt  anonymous171   #127        It shouldn't even be a part of the agenda  Abq_Sarah   #165           I'd agree to that. nt  anonymous171   #168     Oh, that reminds me: I need to send $ to the Brady Campaign  primavera   #98     I'm sure plenty of repubs are contributing to that REPUB organization.  benEzra   #153     I believe the government definition of "assault weapon" is "scary-looking."  sofa king   #128     Yep. dumb, dumb, dumb.  girl gone mad   #36        Yes Mr Emaul is thinking with his ass again  saigon68   #73     Stupid nt ” The Participants?  Would you believe it's the DUmmies (Democrat Underground) ?  Here's PJ COMIX's explanaion. “ Followers of the DUmmie FUnnies have long known that, surprisingly to many, the DUmmies are generally opposed to gun ban plans. The reason? Because when Republicans were in power they thought they would need weapons to overthrow the EVIL Bush Regime. They still fear that they will someday need weapons. ” There may be some of that, but DU is comprised of hard left comrades; which means the preferred tactic is "disarm them, and put them against the wall."  No, I'm thinking the reason for this angst over gun bans is these dickwads recognize a clueless Administration is supplying rally points for conservatives, including Reagan Democrats.  If, however, they are thinking about mounting an armed challenge to real Americans, my vision is of  rabble led by a cadre of the ersatz ex-Green Berets Dems love so much.   Bathroom warriors whose only experience at shooting anything, is with their puds.  Am I right?