Saturday, March 07, 2009

Obama Nazis

Do-Si-Do Allemande Left
Farrakhan Youth Paramilitary Drill Team - Mosque #7

Actually, it wasn't very hard

Prescience Can Carry a Stiff Price


Clarice saw what was coming from day one.

Amnesty Travesty

The Amnesty Bill a "Piece of  S#@%!
Rep. John Boenher


2007

CR

USA v. Commies

Barn Army Kids v. Putin's Ratbastard Commie Brats
Did I mention .. with machine guns?

Russian Director, Tom Smith

Strip Down

Daddy's Little Girl
Tim W

Trivia

Did you know that President Obama signed his stimulus package at the same desk as President Clinton got his package stimulated?

Merrily

Obama, the bumper sticker


OBAMA: The Urban Dictionary

He'll get to it ...

The Obvious Tyro

I saw the future

I saw the future & ran away 
It reads like a poem - only instead of the rhythm of syllables and rhyming sounds, it's the rhythm of logic and rhyming meanings. If I could replicate it, I might start a whole new genre of "contradictory six-liners." It would be extremely difficult to keep it real and funny at the same time, but I'll try anyway. - Red Square


Linda Sue O'Grady unearthed what I'm calling the killer Lib slap-down post of the year, from People's Cube: Contradictions of Socialism (I saw the future & ran away)  Here's an example of  of an old Soviet-era joke, using the six dialectical contradictions of socialism in the USSR device. 
  • There is full employment - yet no one is working.
  • No one is working - yet the factory quotas are fulfilled.
  • The factory quotas are fulfilled - yet the stores have nothing to sell.
  • The stores have nothing to sell - yet people got all the stuff at home.
  • People got all the stuff at home - yet everyone is complaining.
  • Everyone is complaining - yet the voting is always unanimous.
Your challenge is to develop a dialectical contradiction applicable to today's sorry-assed reality
of living under the thumb of a Socialst Obamacy.   Example:
Liberals and taxes:

    * Liberals want to help the poor - yet they won't give money to charities.
    * They won't give money to charities - yet they'd like the government to become a gigantic charity.
    * They'd like the government to become a gigantic charity - yet the money has to be taken from people by force.
    * The money has to be taken from people by force - yet they call it welfare.
    * They call it welfare - yet higher taxes make everyone poorer.
    * Higher taxes make everyone poorer - yet liberals find ways not to pay taxes.
    * Liberals find ways not to pay taxes - yet they get to be chosen to run the government.

Woot-Woo.