Comic gators

I just swam in from the 'glades, and boy are my arms tired.

ba-da-bing

Shoot first

You can always apologize if you're wrong ...

Browsers as women ...

If browsers were women ...

Not my original. The .jpg version I found was washed out, so I redid it. Author unknown. “ Firefox If you meet Firefox, it's all you can think about. She just puts so much stuff in your memory! Even though she may drive you crazy, men find it hard to dump Firefox. It's not because of herself, it's more because of the stuff she gets from that huge bunch of admirers.  All those gadgets you can use anytime while dating her makes your life so much easier. Oh, if only other women were so open ... . ” Opera Slim, sexy and tough, she'll be just for you -- if you're into that kind of woman.  She's really good in the bedroom; you'll enjoy her performance. She wont let you inside though, so full satisfaction is not guaranteed. Safari She's a hottie.  You feel really cool being with her. However, there's something you may find frustrating about her - she brings her iFriends with her, without asking, when invited into your home.  Bitch. Chrome Extremely skinny, but very cool and friendly. However, when it comes to the bedroom, she's very inexperienced and has little to offer. Forget about Kama Sutra, missionary position is all you can expect. Internet Explorer For most, she's the first woman they tried. She's really easy, but can get you infected.

But ... you promised ...

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Is this Was Obama the end of America?

yup

Read the article.  I'm going to reprint a comment made a few days ago by an Indiana mom: “ I have quite a bit on the subject [Obama's Citizenship]  in my research material. I have hesitated to blog on it anymore for 3 reasons. One, if a man of Alan Keyes credentials can be blown off on such a serious matter, what chance does a citizen blogger have? Two, I saw what Obama's goon squad can do to someone actively trying to put the truth about him out there. Cao (Cao's Blog) had a bunch of trolls posting all her personal info on the internet during the election because she supported Larry Sinclair. That included her name, address, SS# family members... it was incredible! She was even threatened by the scum. Three, the MSM not only pushed Obama to win the election, but kept the "dirt" silent as with his taped conversation with the terrorist /extremist that the LA Times sat on. They not only pushed Obama into the White House, they chose the conservative (Rhino) McCain to run against him to make sure he got in!!! Does anyone here know any conservative that was wanting McCain in the Primary???? How did THAT happen? I am stating this because I would love to seriously have some conversation on the subject. I hate to think that our wonderful country is now OWNED by an evil Socialist syndicate, but that's how I feel. # posted by Anonymous HoosierArmyMom : 12:26 PM EDT ” Lots of people are understanding the political dynamic ushered in with Obama --  threats and fear.  His "Get in their face" instruction to his :Blue Shirts."  Personal  attacks on plain citizens who get in his way.  Club carrying  thugs who patrol polling places on election day.  His private army of ACORN intimidators and vote fixers, rewarded with 2.1 Billion dollars of taxpayer money.   The disappearance of virtually all information about his past ... we don't even know what hospital he was born in.  We can't see admission documents from the schools he attended.  There's the $200,000,000 in campaign contributions from... who knows? And nobody in the media questions it. The man is vapor.  His every past associate - I said every, is either a Marxist, a terrorist, a crook, or all three.  No exceptions.  This is the first time in my life that my opposition to a political party has caused me to seriously anticipate personal attack by government agencies, and mid night attacks on me and mine by Obama goons.  It's FEAR.  You can call this what you will, I call it the overthrow of the United States government by a foreign national and his communist goons.  You damned well oughta be afraid. But not so afraid as to not fight back.

BYE-BYE TERPS?

SHOCKERS

NCAA HOOPS

At least he didn't call him a "Dirty Sanchez" For at least the next few hours the ACC will have three of its original seven teams left in the NCAA toonymunt. Clemson, Wake, Florida State, and Boston College were all upset in the first round.  That leaves Maryland, UNC and Duke.  I wouldn't bet my lunch money on Maryland beating Memphis today, they have way too many scholar athletes for the Terps (tallest guys 6'6) to contend with.  Here's Memphis forward Pierre Henderson-Niles Bluto Henderson  assessing the challenge. “ We really ain't talked too much about Maryland. We watched a little film on 'em one time, and I know they got a good player -- I don't know his name -- but he good or whatever, so we just going to try to do what we do and stop him. I ain't never seen them; I know they got one good player, Sanchez or something like that; whatever his name is. [WaPost] ” Actually, this is exactly the kind of game Gary Williams excels at - knocking off teams he's not supposed too, but this may be too much.  These dudes have won, what 27 games in a row?   Maybe we can outsmart them. In other news, lets commiserate with Alear -- his Buckeyes went down to ... some team I never heard of.  Merrily, on the other hand, saw her Cowboys eke out a win at the buzzer against Tennessee in what was the best game I watched yesterday.  If Inspector Hamilton was still around, he'd be weeping over the same game.   Chris in NC 's Michigan team won, but Spoons is prolly in a bit of a funk after his Illini flunked out.  Linda Sue's Miami ... oh, that's right.