Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Sneakin' in aqui, El Bosso

ATTENTION: ALL BORDER PATROL AGENTS.

"Be on the lookout for a `54 Chevy... Red with White top"

Tom Mann

Classy

Looks Like Linda's Tee?

A Naughty Girl

A Naughty Girl

UN Jerk-offs

How predictable is U.N. ineffectiveness?
*indelicate, but entirely appropriate language warning*


What is this - five years old?

What's the difference between the IRS and the Gestao? The Gestapo wore cool uniforms.

April 15th
It's 9:15 and I still haven't loaded the Tax-Cut program.  Indeed, I don't know quite where it is.  There is obviously some pathology involved in my not wanting to comply. I don't think I'll owe anything, so it's not that. It used to be - and I am not making this up - it used to be I'd do my taxes and say, "I consider it a privilege to pay taxes, and I hope I have to pay double next year, because that'll mean my income has doubled ."   Today, I think more along the lines of, "I'm filing my tax return only because I fear the IRS more than I fear al-Qaeda back shooters." I also hate and despise the system that spawned this extra-constitutional bureau.

If I was in a movie today, I'd be this guy ...


Oops, I mean this guy ...

See? You're not so phkd-up

Today's "Making You Feel Better About Your Own Life"

Paint can heads

Why is this man wearing a paint can on his head?
Or, the other guy a kid's 4mil plastic safety hat,  when  actual real headgear is stowed on the handlebars?
FACT
Whatever country these guys are from has the same vote in the UN as
does the United States, which makes us a third world country by proxy.

Reagan's Problem

Walking Reagan
Oye


Reagan, a Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier,  is 11½ years old and has a problem.  We think she has a tumor pressing against her bladder that keeps her from emptying it.  We think it's cancer.  For a year the vet has said it was a UTI, but after three different visits and prescriptions (costing nearly $800)  failed to do any good, we don't listen anymore. This is 9 minutes of a 20 minute walk.  She stops to pee every few minutes, but only produces a dribble - at best.  She's lost about 10 pounds, and is always hungry.  I've fed her boiled rice and chicken, along with a diet dog food supplement for a year.  Maybe someone has had the same experience. 
PS - YouTube removed my songtrack which included Elvis Pressley's "Old Shep." Too bad.