Tuesday, July 28, 2009

FAIL

Hit em again, harder, harder

Think it could happen here?
"workers beat takeover boss to death over job cuts"
I think so.

Disable Pelosi

Analysis
Recent articles indicate that House democrats are afraid of Speaker Nancy Pelosi.  I'm here to help.

retard dog

When ACORN comes knocking ...

The racist left

Dear Ms. Malkin

There are, apparently, still some diversity loving Liberals out there who were not aware that Obama is a programmed Marxist automaton, incapable even of wiping his own ass without teleprompter'd  instructions, and whose every friend in life is either a sociopathic liar, a crook, a tax dodge, a terrorist,  a communist, or all of the above.   They write to Michelle Malkin
rom Del Hughes delhughes@suddenlink.net
How do you, an Oriental, get on national TV and say and write such hard things about the President and several of his staff without being sued for slander? If you wrote about me like you have written about all these other people, I would sue you for slander in heartbeat.


from barou yoplo yoplo54@yahoo.com
I follow your steps since the election and apparently you forgot where you coming from.

I will be glad to have a debate with about your book, your vision, and you being an Asian who forgot where she is coming from.

You and your friends are not in a good position to judge anyone, nor having the right to assume someone is corrupted without a concrete proof. So be careful for what you wish for.


from Chatora8@aol.com
Michelle Malkin you are a stupid asian BITCH.The only reason you are on t.v is because americans feel so so sorry for you.

It is obvious that you have no idea what you are talking about.

So go and sell your body some more.

So that you can send money back home to support your slummish asian family.

Michelle A.K.A undercover HORE.

Oh my.

Senate to declare war soon

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/07/28/sources-senators-near-bipartisan-health-deal/

Hedberg

Recess

I wanted to follow something somber with lightheartedness, but Mitch Hedberg is both.  He was profane, and a heroin addict who committed suicide in 2005. But he's still my favorite comedian.  Here's a few of his one liners. A lot more here.
I had a roommate, his name was Eddie, and Eddie was slow on the mental draw. I was writing a letter, I had a problem... I said, "Ed, how do you abbreviate Arkansas?" He said, "I don't know, just start spelling it, then quit!"

I play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the guitar, which was a bad decision... because I didn't know how to play it, so I was a shitty teacher. I would never have went to me.

One time a guy handed me a picture and said "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger! "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera.

If I'm out to dinner with a group of friends, and someone offers to pay for the check, I immediately reach for my wallet. Because inside is a note that says "say thanks."

I did a radio interview, the DJ's first question was "who are you?" I had to think: is this guy really deep, or did I drive to the wrong station?

I wake up in the morning, I make myself a bowl of instant oatmeal, then I don't do shit for an hour. Which makes me wonder why I need the instant oatmeal! I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive.

The Kit-Kat candy bar has the name "Kit-Kat" imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique. I'll go down to the factory... "you owe me some letters!"

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

A death in the family

Take a moment ...

Today featuring the
Tanqueray Martini
Please join me in toasting to the memory, and celebration of the life of Dr. Hardcrab's dad which ended today.  The end of a long illness, and beginning of a great new adventure with friends and family waiting on the opposite shore.  Here's to you, sir, and to all our dads.  Cheers! 

Taking pictures with a Flash

Dating Tips

Chop chop chop




I earmarked this story last week, but it got thrown in the sock drawer.  Now, two paragraphs into No Help for the Blue Dogs, I remembered it.

I'm heartened beyond words over these recent state resolutions affirming states' rights, but, you know.  Today's political class have grown up thinking they can threaten this and that, and then reach some meaningless face-saving accommodation in the end, and everyone forgets.  House members are in the midst of doing this right now with health care.  All any of them worry about is having a good umbrella against foul constituencies. Obama Care should be ripped up, burned, and its sponsors stoned., but we'll end up with at least 50% of it, which may be the plan all along.

But, If Perry is for real, then I will, Davy Crockett like, grab my musket and head off for Texas to defend my new country.  STG. Won't be no Alamo either.



I note that Perry is being challenged for reelection by Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchinson.  I'm not a Texas voter, but you did an okay job Senator. Now why not take up knitting or something? You're too establishment not to keep 'getting along' any more.


Shooting Down Pelosi

"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is one of the most despised  political figures in the country." - Politico
Shooting Down Pelosi

I had to read this for the same reason you will ... validation. Pelosi says she doesn't care if she's hated, and I say bulls__t. Nobody wants to be hated, especially a smug liberal like Pelosi, but what can she say?  Well, that she doesn't care what you think because she only needs  her mostly affluent, overwhelmingly liberal Bay Area district and a 262-member Democratic caucus that respects, fears, and follows her to maintain power.  Which unfortunately for America is true. 
Last week’s Public Strategies Inc./POLITICO poll brought grim news for Pelosi, revealing that only a quarter of Americans trust the San Francisco Democrat — putting her in the basement with Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner and House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio).
Gotta say my antennae are twitching gone crazy over those results.  I doubt even 10% of Americans know who Timothy Geithner is, and I doubt there's 900 people total who don't think "John Boner" is that kid in all those Dirty Johnny jokes. 
“Nancy Pelosi is not only vastly unpopular with the American public, but her credibility is waning within her own party,” said Ken Spain, communications director for the National Republican Congressional Committee.

In a recent interview with POLITICO, Pelosi countered: “Our leadership team is so effective it is driving Republicans to distraction. And they and their allies have decided that I am their target, and they come after me relentlessly — relentlessly.
Effective isn't the word for it.  Thuggish is. Dissent is forbidden.  Bills are sent to a vote before being read. Republicans are stopped from mailing details to their constituents.  She ends sessions, waits for Republicans to leave, then reconvenes and rams stuff through.  I can, and have, cited several other reasons to hate her guts, treasonous actions included.  If the same standards applied to the our nation's enemies today as were in effect in 1943, Pelosi's plane would be intercepted and shot down over Bougainville.

H/T to Anonymous

Joe Gump

"Russia as a crumbling country"

Comments from Mr. Biden have become an increasing distraction for Mr. Obama.

The vice president has said that he did not want his family traveling on public transportation because of the swine flu, that the administration knows that some of the $787 billion in economic stimulus dollars are going to be "wasted" and that Mr. Obama and his advisers "misread the economy." He also implied that the United States would not stop Israel from attacking Iran if the Jewish state felt Tehran was an "existential threat."

Russian newspapers put Mr. Biden's recent gaffe on their front pages Monday, with at least one paper editorializing that the vice president's remarks show that the Obama administration is no different than the Bush administration, according to the Associated Press.
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Even when discussing a certified nincompoop like Biden, Liberals go for the stand-by red herring comparative ...
"You also see, what's his name, a fellow pretending to be vice president, whose principal job apparently [is] to make his predecessor, Dick Cheney, to look good," said Dmitri Simes, president of the Nixon Center, which promotes a realist foreign policy and was initially supportive of Mr. Obama's overtures to Moscow.
For eight years Cheney was the evil genius behind a hapless Bush.  Now he's an idiot .  Fact of the matter is, there are more truths revealed from Biden's Forest Gumpish observations than have come from the rest of this stage managed Administration combined.

Parody page FARK, via ozaoB

Morning Juice

The Dow Jones closed over nine thousand Thursday on news that President Obama's health industry takeover had stalled. The Dow goes up as the president's approval ratings fall. The day his birth certificate shows up it'll close at fourteen thousand.  -- Argus Hamilton

Gates Tax Cheat

Gates Is Revising Tax
Return After Questions Raised
Obama: "Shoot, he coulda been Sec/Treas. You know. Blood."

A charity headed by star Harvard University professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. is filing an amended 2007 report to the Internal Revenue Service because $11,000 it paid to foundation officers as compensation was mischaracterized as being for research grants.

... The e-mail spotlighted a $10,000 grant made to Joanne Kendall, the foundation's treasurer, pointing out that she is also Gates' assistant at Harvard.

Gates ...  said Monday that the award to Kendall was actually payment for doing administrative work for Inkwell and not, as Inkwell's IRS 990 form states, a research grant.

"It should have been listed as compensation," he said in a telephone interview. In part, he added, the payment was designed to make sure she wasn't doing foundation work on Harvard's dime.

Gates also said $1,000 paid to foundation secretary Abby Wolf was for secretarial work, not research ... [Obama culture of corruption cont].