Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Profiles

My father used to say-
"Please don't
piss on my leg and tell me it's raining."


Boned Jello

Cuzzin RickyToday we are asked not to profile anyone for anything.  Absolutely No Profiling!  Consequently we have become so insulated from reality.
 
Pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test  These events are actual events from history.. They really happened! Do you remember? 
                                      
HERE'S THE TEST  - GOOD LUCK!!
                                 

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by: 
 
                                      a. Superman 
                                      b. Jay Leno 
                                      c. Harry Potter 
                                      d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40 

                                      
2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by : 
 
                                      a. Olga Corbett 
                                      b. Sitting Bull 
                                      c. Arnold Schwarzenegger 
                                      d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
                                      
 
3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by: 
 
                                      a. Lost Norwegians 
                                      b. Elvis 
                                      c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women 
                                      d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
 
                                      
4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by: 
 
                                      a. John Dillinger 
                                      b. The King of Sweden   
                                      c. The Boy Scouts 
                                      d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
  
5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by: 
 
                                      a. A pizza delivery boy 
                                      b. Pee Wee Herman 
                                      c. Geraldo Rivera 
                                      d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
 
                                   
6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by: 
 
                                      a. The Smurfs 
                                      b. Davey Jones 
                                      c. The Little Mermaid 
                                      d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
 
7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy diver trying to rescue pa ssengers was murdered by: 
 
                                      a. Captain Kidd 
                                      b. Charles Lindberg 
                                      c. Mother Teresa 
                                      d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
 
8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by: 
 
                                      a. Scooby Doo 
                                      b. The Tooth Fairy 
                                      c. The Sundance Kid 
                                      d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
 
9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by: 
 
                                      a. Richard Simmons 
                                      b. Grandma Moses 
                                      c. Michael Jordan 
                                      d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
                
10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by: 
 
                                      a. Mr. Rogers 
                                      b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems 
                                      c. The World Wrestling Federation 
                                      d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by: 

                                      a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd 
                                      b. The Supreme Court of Florida  
                                      c. Mr Bean 
                                      d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
 
12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against: 
 
                                      a. Enron 
                                      b. The Lutheran Church   
                                      c. The NFL 
                                      d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
 
13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by: 
 
                                      a. Bonnie and Clyde   
                                      b. Captain Kangaroo 
                                      c. Billy Graham 
                                      d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
 
No, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?  

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people.. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.                                  
 

Foot note: Fort Hood Texas ......another Muslim 39 years old killed 13 people and wounded 30 some odd others... Does this fit the profile!
 
Now our Commander-in-Chief is telling us that the Muslim who attempted to blow up the Northewest/Delta jet on Christmas Day was an isolated incident.                      

Yup, I remember Uncle Bill saying that.  Thank you Cuzzin Ricky.

7 comments:

Chuck Martel said...

Point of clarification. Sirhan Sirhan was born to Palestinian Christian parents. He was an Arab nationalist and hated Jews. From time to time he was a Baptist, Seventh Day Adventist, and maybe even a Wiccan.

Anonymous said...

Not that I am picking nits however, the muzzies are now using chicks to do their dirty work. Chicks in burkas can get away with it ya know....

bolivar

Anonymous said...

Close the borders, make muzzies here miserable until they cough up their extremists, leave or convert.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

Permalinked! Great photo for post.
Juice

Larry, Moe and Curly said...

Don't forget, 1996 Khobar Towers was bombed and 19 American servicemen and servicewomen were killed by:

a. Barak Obama in an attempt to community organize the local Saudi population
b. Roy Rodgers and Dale Evans
c. The Mormon Church
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

I was there. Not something you ever forget.

Anonymous said...

The Christmas Day under-drawers bomber was an isolated incident. It was isolated to his isolated pair of drawers on that isolated aircraft. That's how these rat-bastards "rationalize" these things. Now somebody PLEASE pass the Jamisons.

H

pdwalker said...

Dang, I got them all wrong! There must be some trick. I'm sure those violent Christians are guilty of something!

- TurnipHeadedLiberal

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