scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old grandpa walked by. One of the grannies yelled out, "Bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man turned and said, "No way you can guess that, you old biddies."
One grannie said, "Drop your pants & shorts, and we'll tell your exact age."
Anxious to prove they couldn't, Gramps dropped trou.
Another grannie told him to turn around then jump up and down, which Gramps did.
The grannies said, "You're 87!"
Standing agape with his pants around his ankles, the old man asked, "How in the Sam Hill did you do that?"
Grinning ear-to-ear, the old ladies yelled in unison, "We were at your birthday party yesterday, you ol' limp-d**k!"
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old grandpa walked by. One of the grannies yelled out, "Bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
ReplyDeleteThe old man turned and said, "No way you can guess that, you old biddies."
One grannie said, "Drop your pants & shorts, and we'll tell your exact age."
Anxious to prove they couldn't, Gramps dropped trou.
Another grannie told him to turn around then jump up and down, which Gramps did.
The grannies said, "You're 87!"
Standing agape with his pants around his ankles, the old man asked, "How in the Sam Hill did you do that?"
Grinning ear-to-ear, the old ladies yelled in unison, "We were at your birthday party yesterday, you ol' limp-d**k!"
Didja catch the boobs on this guy? Talk about self-motivation!
ReplyDeleteThat. That on the right is no hippie. That is a walking copy of the financial regulatory bill, butt cracks n'all.
ReplyDeleteoy vey ole'
I know those three old ladies! They were on a park bench when a flasher got 'em. The first to had a stroke but the third wasnt fast enough!
ReplyDeleteTim
That man should be incarcerated for child sexual abuse.
ReplyDeleteRodge, I'm soooooo glad you didn't have a rollover on that one.
ReplyDeletephaatbastard
I want to take a club to that phreak. Sorry, but I do.
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