Thursday, October 07, 2010

Twitter- y I vote donk

Why I'm Voting Democrat
Over at Twitter, a funny hashtag called #WhyImVotingDemocrat    has sprung up. So, here are the top 20 reasons, "Why I'm voting Democrat," courtesy of the
conservatives on Twitter. Tim W

(It'sstill going)

Boned Jello

20) I really want to experience Greece, but I hate traveling -- 
StickeeNotes <http://twitter.com/StickeeNotes>
>
> 19) Because the GOP are Talibans. I don't vote for Talibans or Sharks with
> Hitler's brain in them. My 2 main rules -- AlanGraysonSays
> <http://twitter.com/AlanGraysonSays>
>
> 18) Because I Demand the American Dreamand some other Sucker to pay for
> it... -- redostoneage <http://twitter.com/redostoneage>
>
> 17) Because of three little words: Head injury. -- NotBobMcNair
> <http://twitter.com/NotBobMcNair>
>
> 16) They said they'd rob me last -- IMAO_ <http://twitter.com/IMAO_>
>
> 15) Because we still have too many jobs in this country. -- Snaqwells
> <http://twitter.com/Snaqwells>
>
> 14) Because those Nazi & KKK loving Rethuglican Fascists are mean and call
> people names! -- johnhawkinsrwn <http://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn>
>
> 13) If democrats EVER get power in this country they'll end all war and
> close Gitmo -- NotBobMcNair <http://twitter.com/NotBobMcNair>
>
> 12) When I drive, I like knowing that my car was designed by lawyers and
> assembled by a union. -- iowahawkblog <http://twitter.com/iowahawkblog>
>
> 11) Because basically, I'm too lazy to move to China... -- redostoneage
> <http://twitter.com/redostoneage>
>
> 10) Why visit the 3rd World when I can live in it? -- tommccammon
> <http://twitter.com/tommccammon>
>
> 9) Because we must never return to the Bush-Cheney nightmare of debt, war,
> and 7% unemployment -- iowahawkblog <http://twitter.com/iowahawkblog>
>
> 8) Because the Soviet Union would have worked with the right people in
> charge & we're going to prove it -- johnhawkinsrwn
> <http://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn>
>
> 7) Voting for a black man excuses my rampant anti-semitism. -- tommccammon
> <http://twitter.com/tommccammon>
>
> 6) Because Democrats care so much about poor people they want everyone to
> be poor. -- whotnaught <http://twitter.com/whotnaught>
>
> 5) Because I believe this country is headed in the right
> direction...toward destruction. -- darrinyeager
> <http://twitter.com/darrinyeager>
>
> 4) Because I want to flaunt my vajazzled nether regions at the office,
> then sue you for looking. -- JennQPublic <http://twitter.com/JennQPublic>
>
> 3) Because Democrats fund programs for the mentally challenged, such as
> making them Speaker of the House -- iowahawkblog
> <http://twitter.com/iowahawkblog>
>
> 2) Because Republican women are smart, gorgeous, witty and classy....and I
> hate them for it. -- Furrystoat <http://twitter.com/Furrystoat>
>
> 1) Because socialism is 0-58 vs. the spread since 1917... come on dude, it
> is DUE -- iowahawkblog <http://twitter.com/iowahawkblog>


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Audnumber: U.S. companies buy back stock in droves as they hold record levels of cash INSTEAD OF HIRING http://t.co/Yhir03F #p2 #whyimvotingdemocrat

Holy heck!
thoR~
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Anonymous said...

happiestgirl69: Because I hate people who earn their money. It makes me look bad! #whyimvotingdemocrat

Anonymous said...

puertotexan: RT @Imamom22sons: Because I believe the American Dream should come in the form of a Government check. #WhyImVotingDemocrat

Because I think it&apos;s unconstitutional for students to have to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. #WhyImVotingDemocrat

Imamom22sons: RT @petergriffinn: So I can continue to blame everything on Bush. #whyimvotingdemocrat

Imamom22sons: Because hard work and personal responsibility is overrated. #WhyImVotingDemocrat

MichaelHeister: It&apos;s the economic version of Stockholm Syndrome. http://huff.to/aorrIe #p2 #democrat #teaparty #whyimvotingdemocrat @keitholbermann

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!!!!!

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