Friday, February 26, 2010

Irish Bride

Irish Virginity Test Kit
 
Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
 
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit.  A small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."

Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.  If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...", you hit her with the shovel.'

Tim W

Founding Father stuff

The Faith of the Founders,
How Christian Were They?


Vantage Points

Boned Jello

Not that this will be the end of it, but there is this phrase, midway through, that should reassure the hesitant ....

The truth lies between these two positions

This issue is an issue because it's a flash-point in the culture war.  Religion is incompatible with the statist religion, which automatically draws political ratbastardcommies into the fray.  To be sure, others are drawn in, but for much the same reason one might  promote Big Ten basketball, when it's obvious the ACC is the gold standard.  It's tribal. (See?)  Anyway, take it for what it's worth, you'll be smarter afterward.

Stupid Gore - Again

Gore 'Has Become a Laughingstock.


  The best part about this? Gore was told this right to his face. Gore was seated in the first row, along with his six fellow board members, in Apple's Town Hall auditorium as several stockholders took turns either bashing or praising his high-profile views on climate change. [More - Jammie wearing fool, including "Meanwhile, the climate hoaxers are definitely stuck on stupid."

Among the nation's literate, Algore has been a laughing stock for some time, as witness this classic.



Mass murder coming; the other 49 too.

Up to 1,200 Killed at One Hospital
by British Version of ObamaCare



Refuse it anyway
 Yet another indication as to why the Dems are encountering so much resistance in their attempt to impose socialized medicine:

Some big panties to fill ...

The children would venture no further
Boned Jello
But they all hoped to one day see those boobies

Foot Bridge Overkill

How Sen. Byrd got his start




Anyway, scum is scum

The allegorical SIEU
 
Or is that visual metaphor?  That stuff confuses me.  Where's Mary?

Filthy people, and not

20 Worst v. 20 Best
Any list of the 20 most Liberal congressman that omits Nancy Pelosi is testament to how really evil the winners are.  Note that, along with Rhode Island and Illinois, both Senators from Maryland made the list.  I apologize for this in the name of my unenlightened friends and neighbors who perped it.  Sigh.
Boned Jello

I'll use this list to determine who gets invited to this year's crab feast, and who does not.  Also, Dodd and Ensign have dual citizenship, so to speak. Fie.

Staring Contest

This made me laugh

Looking for evil as a hobby

An Island Of Sick, Perverted Freaks

Boned Jello

Is it possible this story is true?  James Rummel investigates.
Last year, I read about an incident in a water park in the United Kingdom.

A father took his kids to the park so they could frolic in the cool and refreshing waves. When the children said they wanted to hurl themselves down the water slide, the proud father decided that this would be a perfect opportunity for some action photos of the apples of his eye.

Kid Having Fun!

He positioned himself at the end of the slide, camera at the ready, only to face a muttering and hostile crowd that apparently wanted to lynch him then and there!

The justification for the violence was that he must be a pedophile. After all, what other reason would a grown man have of snapping shots of young children in swimwear? The explanation that he was only photographing his own progeny were rejected out of hand. What else would child molesters say to escape just punishment when the righteous crowd gets their blood up? 

(Hat tip to Glenn. I also cross posted this at Hell in a Handbasket. Check out the comments there, as the readers of my other blog have some interesting things to say.)


The Science Channel - Exacto

In Passing

In passing
 Same old ratbastards



BSA! BAS! BSA!  
The Boy Scouts recently turned one-hundred years old. Did you know that PETA now wants them to phase out the fishing merit badge?

Oh my, one of our elected officials appear to be a low-down skunk liar.  But whom?
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi said that John Boehner had misinformed viewers today when he said that there's public funding of abortion in the health care bill:

Lawyer-unsafe short film of the year
Logorama is an Oscar-nominated 16-minute film with R-rated language and situations and as many as 2,500 possible intellectual property violations. [via Over Lawyered]

‘Health Care’ Summit/Photo Op Overnight Thread: So How’d He Do?
You know you’ve just had a bad day when the apostle of Washington Conventional Wisdom, David “Teddy Kennedy’s seat” Gergen puts on his serious mien (does he have any other?) and pronounces upon the weighty matters of the day.

HCR Summit: The Stage is Set for Reconciliation
Obama is betting that Nancy Pelosi will find 217 votes to pass the Senate bill despite the public's disapproval.

What’s At Stake In The Chicago Gun-Ban Case, McDonald v. Chicago?
Are the 50 states required to obey the Second Amendment?

Or can they do whatever they want, with no obligation to respect our right to keep and bear arms?