Monday, September 20, 2010

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Real Quotes made even better

... in many countries, and Maryland, public employees are the biggest bloc of socialist party members and constitute a brake on reform.

Blame your union

Don't get me wrong; I appreciate
the hell out what y'all did, but ...

In January, a 53-year-old policeman retired with an annual benefit of $90,312 for life, plus $256,000 in a lump sum payment. Another policeman, 57, got almost $74,000 annually, plus $313,000 in a lump sum. A 54-year-old firefighter got an annual pension of $90,130, plus $178,000 in cash...

A smoking enema

Here's blowing smoke up your ass

Somebody wasted his summer

I don't know what this picture says; but it says it real loud

People who tan hate pale skin

Wait - someone named 'Kenneth' is asking about Dan Rather

Bob, what do you think?

Wait - someone named 'Kenneth' is asking for Dan Rather
“It is very much like 1964. In 1960, Republicans lost narrowly with an establishment candidate, Richard Nixon. They got to 1964, they threw out all the establishment candidates, they threw out their party leaders and they nominated Barry Goldwater who — fine man — but he was far to the right of most of the people in his party, and they lost in a landslide. And that’s why you have establishment Republicans worried about what’s going to happen now in November.”

Tell me Michelle isn't a witch. Tell me that.

Michelle's mama practicing
witchcraft in the White House?

It's all true, even the left-winger Wonkette wrote about it...
  This story and all of its quotes are true. Jane Mayer of the New Yorker is one helluva reporter and would never make up something this incendiary. (real quote)

Read more at Wonkette: Is Barack Obama’s Mother-In-Law A Black Witch?

Obama reportedly has told Michelle that her mother will have to go back to Chicago if she does not “stop this witchcraft mumbo-jumbo immediately” and ordered the Secret Service to not allow Marian’s friend to return to the White House.

This story broke last year, and has been covered up ever since.  An abomination, I tell ya.  A-Bomb-I-Nation! Sheesh.
Boned Jello
"I made Barry's wrist go limp"

MORE PROOF        

Gitmo Korans

Mollifying Muslims, and Muslifying Mollies
No Sauce For You

 ...    if I had to summon up Gitmo in a single image, it would be the brand-new copy of the Koran in each cell: To reassure incoming prisoners that the filthy infidels haven't touched the sacred book with their unclean hands, the Korans are hung from the walls in pristine, sterilized surgical masks. It's one thing for Muslims to regard infidels as unclean, but it's hard to see why it's in the interests of us infidels to string along with it and thereby validate their bigotry. What does that degree of prostration before their prejudices tell them about us? It’s a problem that Muslims think we’re unclean. It’s a far worse problem that we go along with it.  [Mark Steyn]


Police can pull your pants up;

Boned Jello

The Counter-Revolution Has Begun

The Counter-Revolution Has Begun
today's best article ever written
It took the GOP several decades to adjust to this state of affairs, but by the late 1950s, it had adapted a kind of modified "me too" stance, in which Republicans claimed to be able to achieve liberal social and political goals more cheaply, more effectively, and more in line with traditional values. This has been the strategy of the party's liberal wing from the Rockefeller Republicans through today's RINOs.

The Counter Revolution
J.R. Dunn's American Thinker piece sparkles with insights about what the Tea Party is, and the "counter-revoltion" that's begun. It is today's best article ever written.
  •  ... New York, divided as it is between an ultraliberal NYC and environs, and Mohawk Valley and adjacent mountain regions, in which the population has been reduced to a peasantry doing what they're told and voting the way they're supposed to. (This explains the election of Hillary, if you were wondering.)
  • ... the GOP elite, directly descended from the Rockefeller moderates, consistently steered the party back to the left. Congressional Republicans in large part were satisfied to remain a party of doppelganger Democrats, stifling any impulse for serious change. (A single example will suffice: In the midst of the Gingrich insurrection, with Bill Clinton on the ropes due to indiscretions with half the women on the East Coast, the best the GOP could come up with as an opponent was Robert Dole, Mr. Go-Along-to-Get-Along in the flesh.)
  • O'Donnell and Paladino may well fail --many of the candidates may fail in one way or another either before or after the elections. But it will make no difference in the long term. It's no longer a matter of counting seats, making compromises, and hustling deals; it is a matter of smashing a rotten, corrupt, and enervated system based on an errant and repellent view of human nature and replacing it with something perhaps not perfect, but at least in tune with our constitutional traditions, the political nature of this country's people, and the century we live in. The people are leading, and the politicians will follow -- or they will go to the wall.

Lindsey "don't call me Lohan" Graham

And then we have ..
[Unapologetic Sen. Jim DeMint spurring GOP infighting]

DeMint’s South Carolina colleague, Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham, said he admires what DeMint has accomplished but questioned the argument that a hardline minority is better than a big-tent majority.


Today's Mad Men Moment

Asonor Anti Snore Remedy

So help me, I thought Asinor was another Erectile Set.

Obama's Declaration

OBAMA OMITS "Endowed By Their Creator"
Boned Jello
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed _______ _______ with certain unalienable Rights ... Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. Barry Hussein Obama Soetoro, Sept. 19, 2010
Boned Jello

Nobody would know the farter though

Sardine class

If you were desperate to get out of, say 1975 Saigon, these would look pretty damn good.  Ordinarily, however, I think the market would reject them lickety-split, as seems to be happening.  But - as we've recently learned, it takes just a few elected officials, greased by a few greennik locos,  to go "mandatory."  What a good reason, patriotic even,  to go on a 5000 calorie diet. Pass the milk shake.