Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Turkish Baths for congressmen, JFC

    "Sun Light Shower Baths to
Pep up Weary Congressmen"
  CONGRESSMEN in Washington now resort to sun light baths in the Turkish baths of the House of Representatives office building when they become jaded. Weary from their intensive work and political worries congressmen find that these sun baths restore their “pep.” The lights, when the treatment is taken for ten minutes each day, give the patient the same benefits as if he were spending a couple of weeks at one of the southern winter resorts. Not only do the lights invigorate, but they also give the patient an artificial tan. These same kind of lights were used to treat the King of England. The busy men do not; find it necessary to disrobe to derive the full benefit of the sun shower baths and seated before the showers the health-giving rays bathe them from head to waist. Masks are worn over the eyes as a protection from the powerful rays.

 JFC! How pamprered can you get.  Sunlight baths, indeed. Such high faluting language for tanning salon, for a bunch of  twig eatin', tofu fartin', lily livered, Prius driving, America-hating, bleeding heart liberal, blinkered, Starbucks drinking, elitist, can't-we-all-just-get-along, granola eating, namby-pamby, Birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, long haired, pansy-assed, kumbaya-singing, Earth First, bed-wetting, patchouli wearing, dirty, smelly, dope smoking, bongo playing, armpit shaved men crying "Mother Earth is Gaia ... .   oh - never mind.


The Archer
a puzzle
A Puzzle
I aim to please; the "ARCHER" does too. Click puzzle for a big work table. Difficulty: Moderate

Legacy Media Legacy

WaPo/AP Caught Revising the O’Donnell
Story Without Issuing a Correction

Literally I ran a document comparison in Word between the original text and every paragraph is completely rewritten.  Update (III): At the end of the post I show that 76% of the words in the revised version of this article were not in the original.

I call this "Evil Empire Crumbling"

Needed teabagging

Wise Latina Update
Wise Latina Sotomayor

Brusha -brusha-brusha

Today's Pit Stop

Janeane Gaffaroll

Janeane Gaffaroll Game Changer

Capitalist Tools?!? OMFG

DougM in comments

Pelosi Pie

TO: Claire

The "Glass House" thing

But Wait!  There's More!
Via SondraK, more asshats outed in the HatePalin (because she's right) 1773  frenzy! (Roll and Click)


This goes on their permanent record

Clintons & Missiles

On the road with Her Filthiness
Six Republican senators have asked Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton to provide documents on secret talks between U.S. and Russian officials on missile defenses, amid conflicting reports that a deal with Moscow is close to completion. Senators seek data

OMG yes!  We want to see Hillary Clinton engaged in secret missile defense talks with a nation that is showing increased hostility towards us.  I mean, with everything else there is to worry about right now, what more can go wrong?  Right?
Boned Jello

Beer & Pretzels

Holy Pretzel!

I think the attached picture explains in a nutshell why I converted to Catholicism.

Ralph Gizzip

"I may be wrong but I'm never in doubt."

Boned Jello

Toe Tappin' Wonderment

I got da Fevah!


Looking for Self Esteem

Humiliating Confessions

Hmiliating Confessions

Write him c/o Circle Four, Judecca


Obamacare was off the charts, was wrong. It taxed too much, has mandates that are probably unconstitutional, and it’s not the way to go. ... The president started out originally saying I’m going to work across the aisle —  'I’m going to reach across the aisle and make sure that we get everybody involved in the solutions that matter to the people of America.' It hasn’t happened.
  1. Marco Rubio
  2. Charlie Crist
  3. Donald Duck

Got tired of her half-way through. Sorry.

Don't ask me about eggs and windex - just seemed right
Some of you will remember Gwen Ifill's national television debut.  I'm doing this from memory, so no hard dates, but it was a Sunday. This Week with David Brinkley. Before 1997. His, Brinkley's, last gig before retiring was covering the 1996 election.  I always did like him, but this sealed the deal. [I had to look this up, so's to get it right.]

...  at a moment when he thought they were on commercial break. One of his colleagues asked him what he thought of Bill Clinton's re-election. He called Clinton "a bore" and added, "The next four years will be filled with pretty words, and pretty music, and a lot of goddamn nonsense!" One of his team pointed out that they were still on the air. Brinkley said, "Really? Well, I'm leaving anyway!"

I digress. Back to Ifill.  As I remember she was introduced as a "comer," and joined Brinkley, Sam Donaldson, Cokie Roberts, George Will - one of them maybe missing that day.  Jumping right into a discussion, she referred to Democrats as "we."  As in, "How do we stop the vicious rumors Republicans are spreading." I made that up, but it was something like that, and more than once.  Everyone raised eyebrows. I think it was Sam Donaldson who finally scolded her for showing her partisan drawers. 

So here's Ifill; in way over her head, stumbling, bumbling and showing bias up to her gills. I'm sure I wasn't the only one thinking, "what in the hell recommended her for this gig?"  Today of course I'd guess that John Kerry recommended her to NBC muck-a-mucks at some dinner party.  "Look, you got here the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking woman.”

Skip to 2010.  (via HOT AIR -Leftist dullards mock Palin for correctly referencing Boston Tea Party)

Boned Jello
That’s from Gwen Ifill, respected PBS fixture and — remember? — moderator of the Palin/Biden VP debate back in 2008, a job she landed right around the time she was working on her book about the glory of Hopenchange. You sure showed her, Gwen.

* Don't ask me about Mayo, Windex and Eggs.  I don't understand anything these media weasels do.