Saturday, November 27, 2010

Winner Nobel Prize for Bacon

We Have a Winner




Ratus Akbar

Tikus Goreng Soetoro

Boned Jello


I fixed some already

I can fix that
I fixed that


I can fix that

Someone?

Barack's Hoops Hurt

The Rest of the Story
Obama Bloodied
EXCLUSIVE

where's the blood

where's the blood

where's the blood

Exclusive:  My sources .. I can't say too much, but  let's suppose there's a certain lady who was a star point guard in high school, and she knows Obama likes to mix it up on the court.  And I'm just saying here, but suppose the lady was busting jumpers in Barry's face and people were laughing ... and suddenly Barry said "Oh, I took an elbow and have to quit?"  Notice the complete lack of blood that one might expect from a gash requiring 12 stitches.  Notice the mystery woman dribbling the ball away ... .  You will not see these pictures anywhere else.  Lives are in danger.  Ahem.

North Korea, our 57th state

Sarah Palin said "North Korea" instead of South Korea a second after she had actually said "South Korea," and immediately corrected herself, but oh-nooooooo - Obama's posse are gone crazy over the possibility that this 'she idiot' will run against Obama even though they keep saying "please, please" run Palin, she'll be a disaster and we'll kick your ass.  Sarah Face™-Booked the rejoinder below, and I have joindered all of them into one video that you may want to use for stocking stuffers, you're welcome.
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“My fellow Americans in all 57 states, the time has changed for come,” Palin’s post began. “With our country founded more than 20 centuries ago, we have much to celebrate – from the FBI’s 100 days to the reforms that bring greater inefficiencies to our health care system. We know that countries like Europe are willing to stand with us in our fight to halt the rise of privacy, and Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. And let’s face it, everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma and they end up taking up a hospital bed. It costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early, and they got some treatment, and ah, a breathalyzer, or an inhalator. I mean, not a breathalyzer, ah, I don’t know what the term is in Austrian for that…”