Monday, November 29, 2010

4TH AMENDMENT UNDERPANTS

Get the lead out of your pants fella ...


BITE ME

3 commies

The Mind Boggles


2 Sagging Boobs and some Chinese guys
Are you sure we have to keep her, just because we bought her?


All in favor of whacking Assange ... .

Democrats and War
[Palin] wonders, “What if any diplomatic pressure was brought to bear on NATO, EU, and other allies to disrupt Wikileaks’ technical infrastructure? Did we use all the cyber tools at our disposal to permanently dismantle Wikileaks? Were individuals working for Wikileaks on these document leaks investigated? Shouldn’t they at least have had their financial assets frozen just as we do to individuals who provide material support for terrorist organizations?”

But in the most eyebrow-raising section of the posting, Palin writes of Assange, “Why was he not pursued with the same urgency we pursue al Qaeda and Taliban leaders?”
Does Palin Want to Whack Assange?

Sarasassin
Whacking Assange
ABC News's John Berman ends, "Given that the U.S. regularly targets suspected Al Qaeda leaders with missile or drone strikes, is she suggesting that Assange should have been whacked?"

I certainly hope so.  I detect no disaaprobation in his voice, so I think deep down so does Berman.

Deep Gobbles

Turkeys Gobble

Deep Love

I watched Inside Deep Throat last night, because I didn't want to have to think.  It's about making the Linda Lovelace movie of the same name (which I saw 3 times), and you'll be hard pressed to find anyone involved  who doesn't make your skin crawl.  Well, Harry Reems comes off pretty well,  and yes it shows the gobble.  But that's not what I wanted to tell you about.

After the film had been in distribution for a few years (it remains the most profitable film ever made), Linda Lovelace began doing television interviews.  This was about the time Gloria Steinem, et al, were building the Lib Women's Lib franchise, and suddenly here's the gobbler herself turned victim, saying "every time you see me in that movie I'm being raped!"   Well, likety-split she's traveling with Steinem, and made a poster girl for the  movement.  Later of course, she's old, wrinkled, broke and of no use to NOW, so she goes back to making hard core, but here's the point.

When the most famous porn star in the universe recants, the Libbers and their media allies used it as prima-facie evidence that they were right.  Women are exploited!   When twenty years later, however, Norma McCorvey (the Roe in Roe  v. Wade) recanted, saying that she, and abortion, were wrong ...  guess what?   No "we were wrong" statement forthcoming. Al Gore would call it an Inconvenient Gobble, wot?

Yeah, much ado about nothing, but it was in my head.

Our Heritage Kept Alive

How it was

First in series on how to survive without government telling you squat.


Grammaw: "Boy, run out out a get me a chicken for supper."

Boy -
  1.  Runs over to the chicken house, grabs one, puts foot on chicken's head and pulls it off. 
  2. Tosses  the chicken body away until it stops flopping about.
  3. Builds a fire on the mini hearth alongside the garage. 
  4. Goes to the pump and fills the pot. 
  5. Throws chicken into the pot; puts it on the fire until it gets right hot. 
  6. Pulls the chicken out and removes the feathers and pintails. 
  7. Slices her open and pulls out the guts. 
  8. Bring everything in to grammaw.
  9.  Wash the blood off my hands.
Never heard of a soul what died because they didn't wear gloves and spray disinfectant.   Moral: fuck-off. and pass the taters.

NEXT: Martha Stewart makes condoms from fresh-killed sheep.
Mmmmm Chickens

Simple Egg Timer


Everyone can use this

Egg Timer

You're welcome

OUT DAMN TAX

Where Mr. Creosote Eats Us Out of Insolvency
In a report released shortly before Thanksgiving, a deficit reduction panel co-chaired by former Republican Senator Pete Domenici and former Clinton budget director Alice Rivlin called for a national penny-per-ounce excise tax on sugary drinks. (That’s 68 cents on a two-liter bottle.) - Your New Tax Code


Oh yeah, the very government asshats who spent us into insolvency will solve it with a series of "temporary refund adjustments."  Decrease gummint spending? What's that, I c'unt hear you.

Including benefits, the average federal government employee now earns $123,000 annually; double that of their counterparts in the private sector. It should come as no surprise that seven of the 10 richest counties in the nation surround Washington, DC. 


Bob Barr notes that even the erstwhile(?) Soviet Union and Cuba are reducing their bloated bureaucracies - but not us.  Oh no.  Gird yourself against an onslaught of taxes that punish  gas, food, entertainment, travel,  and sin guzzlers.  And, how many new IRS agents did Obama just hire? - 10,000 or 100,000?  I forget.  But Rodge, what can we do aside from killing everyone?  Answer: keep doing what we've been doing.  Vote every liberal, progressive, democrat and moderate, whatever they call themselves,  out of office.  Or die broke.

Sideburns

Obama: Chapter LXVII

Feeling Good in the USA

From a fake Lady Gaga CD to a thumb drive
– the biggest intelligence leak in history


Hillary Clinton and several thousand diplomats around the world are going to have a heart attack when they wake up one morning and find an entire repository of classified foreign policy is available, in searchable format, to the public ... Everywhere there's a US post, there's a diplomatic scandal that will be revealed. Worldwide anarchy in CSV format ... It's beautiful, and horrifying.  - WikiLeaker Bradley Manning 
Kill Bradley Manning
Manning added, "Information should be free. It belongs in the public domain."

The kid is a product of the "You're Okay, I'm Okay" (premarital sex is wrong, etc. are only opinions)  rubric that Liberals adopted to replace the nettlesome Ten Commandments.  Boiled down translation: If it feels good, do it. Okay, this will make me feel good.  Water board the little prick and extract every last detail of his treasonous actions; then inject a single .22 lead bullet into his "apricot."