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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Baby Talk

Hi Everybody!
It's breakfast with the Real King of France and MoSup-toinette

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MoSup is the designated Today Show watcher, so this morning we are made aware that the "sneeze baby" family were guests. That prolly explains why mom yanked the video from You Tube (claiming content violations) - she sees commercial possibilities. 

In the same segment, (available after this one) was a mother who watched as her nine-year old was crossing the highway with her five-year old sister to catch the school bus.  When a truck came barreling down on them, the eldest shoved her sister out of the way a millisecond before being run over herself.  Amazingly she survived, after losing a leg and sustaining other serious injury (the school bus driver resuscitated the pulseless child after arriving). 

MoSup was extremely annoyed with that interview, which was conducted  baby talk style (why did you save your sister?), and neglected entirely to ask mom, "what was going through your mind; allowing your daughters to cross a busy highway by themselves?"

Pass the eggs-Benedict.

12 comments:

  1. RE: MoSup is the designated Today Show watcher..

    Cruel and unusual for which you should be punished,

    Laurence

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  2. I clicked "breaking news" above and found out that Elizabeth Taylor has died.
    Thinking of her brings to mind the feeling that I've always had about her and that is, "she is the most beautiful of all the Hollywood starlets, and at the same time, one of the least attractive or sexy."(quoting me)
    I can't really say why I feel that way,about her lack of allure, except that it could have been her absolutely, standout flakiness.
    She appeared in some great movies but I don't think she was a great contributor in those films.
    She did seem to be good hearted.May she rest in peace.

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  3. Any truth to the rumor that she'll be buried next to Whacko Jacko and the monkey?

    Casca

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  4. Rebecca Black was on Leno last night. He described her as an "internet sensation". Having a red-hot poker shoved up my fundament is a sensation, too.

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  5. Srsly, I brush up against her once as I was leaving a place called Hamburger Hamlet in Chevy Case, MD, and she was coming in. She was quite beautiful and smelled good.

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  6. PS - I think she wanted me but I was married.

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  7. Well Roger, you still had a chance. Liz had a thing for husbands.

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  8. Warner? I guess the queen just knighted the old fuck. Evidently those tertiary syphilitics really stick together.

    Casca

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  9. Being the Queen of the Nile and all, they're gonna mummify her.....
    Wadda ya mean she's already BEEN mumified?
    Well now that you mention it....I can see what you mean.

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  10. The really hot one is Charlie Bit My Finger. It has over eight and a half million views.
    GrinfilledCelt

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