scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Not surprising that the goat ate the cigarette. Tobacco works as a way to keep worms at bay. When I was a lad we actually kept a chaw which we'd cut a piece off every now and again to feed to the goats. And they rather liked the taste I do believe. Of course we're talking about and animal that can eat poison ivy with no ill effects. God bless 'em.
Well once upon a time I worked at a place that used a lot of Teflon. There was a guy working there that got into the habit of smoking OP cigarettes. That is he was constantly bumming from the other smokers. One guy cut out a tiny sliver of Teflon and stuck it into the end of a cigarette. When he gave it to the guy, the guy lit up took about two puffs and turned sort of a greenish color, coughed, said he felt really bad and had to go home for the day. Apparently a cigarette burns hot enough to get Teflon to release fluorine gas.
When I was a student the thing to do was to pull out some tobacco, insert a match head and pack the tobacco back in - somewhere about the third or fourth puff the match head would go off - not just and impressive display but the smoker in question would get a lungful of sulphur.
Not surprising that the goat ate the cigarette. Tobacco works as a way to keep worms at bay. When I was a lad we actually kept a chaw which we'd cut a piece off every now and again to feed to the goats. And they rather liked the taste I do believe.
ReplyDeleteOf course we're talking about and animal that can eat poison ivy with no ill effects. God bless 'em.
Wanna get rid of your favorite lefty perfesser?
ReplyDeleteBoil a pack of cigarettes in alcohol...pour the nicotine syrup in his coffee...no more Marx and Engels!
Satan bless him!
That was so awesome! Forget the knife, git me a goat. :)
ReplyDeleteWell once upon a time I worked at a place that used a lot of Teflon.
ReplyDeleteThere was a guy working there that got into the habit of smoking OP cigarettes. That is he was constantly bumming from the other smokers. One guy cut out a tiny sliver of Teflon and stuck it into the end of a cigarette. When he gave it to the guy, the guy lit up took about two puffs and turned sort of a greenish color, coughed, said he felt really bad and had to go home for the day. Apparently a cigarette burns hot enough to get Teflon to release fluorine gas.
In Russia, goat gets you.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a student the thing to do was to pull out some tobacco, insert a match head and pack the tobacco back in - somewhere about the third or fourth puff the match head would go off - not just and impressive display but the smoker in question would get a lungful of sulphur.
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