Sunday, April 03, 2011

Wacky Islamo Stuff

Today's Achmed WTF?

Achmed's E-Mail

Nobody will ever know what's going on here, because  police were prohibited from asking by LAPD profiling restrictions. Critical thinking does however seem to limit, to two, the reason he's lying in the street.
  1. This is where he found a wireless hotspot
  2. He's detonating the bomb he just planted in the hotel he's staying at. 
Your guess may differ.

9 comments:

golden chode said...

Since there's nobody around, no one can see him downloading goat porn.

He just got hit by a car, and he's finding a law firm.

He's logging GPS coordinates for IED's.

He knows troops raid houses looking for terrorists, but they'd never raid the middle of the street

Anonymous said...

That's Ibrahim Al-Speedbump.

Helly said...

Actually, he saw me and my wife walking down the beach and crapped his pants. Now he's googling on which is the correct hand to deal with it.

Anonymous said...

OPEC rep who missed his plane logging on to GotoMeeting.
He's pissed about missing the plane which explains the current price of oil. History almost never tells the real story.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

rbrandt said...

Evening prayers kind of snuck up on Achmed.

Anonymous said...

Hum, needs tire tracks...
RAK

JMcD said...

"Information Highway"?
Yeah, yeah...dat's it.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I never asked Helly - is this a Trophy wife?

Helly said...

Na-uh. I am the trophy wife.

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