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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces

O my goodness. Can't think of a decent comment.
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18 comments:

Anonymous said...: You've GOT to be sh*tting me!
Tim; 6/16/11, 12:36 PM
I-RIGHT-I said...: Just ask a Democrat. They've been Obama's synthesized shit for two years. Mmmm, Mmmm, magically delicious.

On topic...I'm thinking Fat Boy did more damage that we thought.; 6/16/11, 12:41 PM
Anonymous said...: Soylent green --- ahhh, brown :-(; 6/16/11, 1:11 PM
Anonymous said...: Why do I suspect that the steak sauce industry funded this guy? OK, let me be the first to say what everyone is thinking. "Man, this stuff tastes like shit!"

Casca; 6/16/11, 1:29 PM
JMcD said...: PETA folks and environment activists will be lining up to dine on the new creation, as long as they can determine that the process didn't cause the ingredients to be treated like shit...er...treated inhumanely...er...mistreated in any way.

Hey...any way they can make fur out of sh*t?; 6/16/11, 1:52 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm investing in Nip toothbrush mfg. co., but hey they have finally gotten away from pirating U.S. technology.
george; 6/16/11, 2:13 PM
Michelle Obama's Left Nut said...: Waiter, this sandwich tastes like...; 6/16/11, 2:39 PM
Jess said...: Just when I thought I had seen enough shit for a lifetime, they come up with shit sandwiches....and I don't like bread.; 6/16/11, 3:29 PM
drew458 said...: I am never eating sushi again.; 6/16/11, 3:34 PM
B....... said...: Big whoop - My wife's been doing this for years.......; 6/16/11, 4:25 PM
JMcD said...: My ex had a way of making shit out of perfectly good ground coffee beans and water.; 6/16/11, 4:33 PM
Anonymous said...: Thanks B... best laugh of the day. I've been single a long time, so I eats good.

Casca; 6/16/11, 4:45 PM
BlogDog said...: In France it will be called a Pootine.; 6/16/11, 4:50 PM
Anonymous said...: Aaaaaannnnnnddd, it tastes like chicken.

Woulde; 6/16/11, 5:25 PM
Anonymous said...: Sorry, but to be considered vegan it has to be made out of vegetable poop.

Personally, I have never seen a plant take a dump. Maybe it has something to do with the shitting and eating rule. Or maybe they are so shy that they tend to hold it in until they turn brown and fall over,

Freddie Sykes; 6/16/11, 8:42 PM
pdwalker said...: Never underestimate the Japanese.; 6/16/11, 8:54 PM
DougM said...: Soylent Brown is feeeceeees!
(Ole Phat Stu is a genius.)

Remind me to avoid the sushi from now on.

"Well, you can live on it, but it taste like sh*t." — Crocodile Dundee; 6/16/11, 10:16 PM
Cheesy said...: If this gets rolling, washington DC will be the largest 'food' producer in the nation.; 6/17/11, 2:55 PM

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces

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