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Monday, July 11, 2011

Panda Makeovers

Pandapups
Ruthless Chinesecommiebastards

That’s not a panda. It’s a dog with dyed fur. Apparently it’s all the rage in China these days.

Why the hell would you dye your dog’s fur to look like a nasty, disgusting panda? That’s like drawing a Hitler mustache on your baby.
Panda Love
Jim Treacher doesn't know the half of it.  Because  the Red Chinese claim total copyright dominion over everything Panda, anyone wishing to give their dog a Panda makeover must also do themselves, as shown by this actual  "before" picture of the woman above.

Panda Love

Another example of what we can expect if Obama has his way.

6 comments:

  1. Wonder'f running them Chows through that dye process, affects their taste?

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  2. Not a bit. Take your chow for a wok.

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  3. I just read that the Dollar stores are starting to see a drop off in business.....anybody got a good recipe for puppy stew?

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  4. Bad news, Toadold, dog is actually an expensive dish. You may want to settle for Tofu Puppy.

    Freddie Sykes

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  5. Eyouuuu! It looks like its going to be roof rats and fiesta cats then.

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  6. Uhhh, red wine with dog, white wine with cat. Right?

    Brigadier Major Mike

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