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Wednesday, August 24, 2011
9 comments:
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JMcD said...
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"Honey...show me that hangnail that's been giving you all that trouble and I'll tiss it and make it allll well, before we go to sleep."
"Aw Cecil...You're so silly....Here, go ahead and TISS it." (Silly shit.........)
I think that's the way the scene went.....something like that anyway. -
8/24/11, 11:01 PM
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Anonymous said...
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She's tired of whisker burn.
What's up with perpetual three-day stubble fad, anyhow? Trying to make up for being metrosexual?
Shave or grow a beard for heaven's sake.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick -
8/25/11, 12:38 AM
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toadold said...
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Ditto on the beard. Too lazy to shave, to lazy to shine his shoes, always wants her to do all the work.
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8/25/11, 9:17 AM
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BlogDog said...
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She's expressing his wish albeit in reverse, nez pah?
Maybe he should return the favor and give her the finger.
Oooh! Dass nassty! -
8/25/11, 1:12 PM
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DougM said...
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In my fantasy world, the gesture isn't hers but that of her twin sister who is otherwise occupied.
(What? Well, in the real world, not all "twins fantasies" work out in the guy's favor.)
Oh, wait ... that doesn't make any sense. -
8/25/11, 3:02 PM
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molonlabe28 said...
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I agree with the stubble comments.
I also don't care for the funny goatee fad which has grabbed a good many men (think: lawyers who advertise - go ahead and look in the Yellow Pages under Attorneys if you don't believe me) for the last several years.
Who in the hell wants to look like some fancy-pants metrosexual?
My wife cuts my hair (shears with no clipper guard - I tell her to bear down and try not to draw blood) in the garage.
The neighbors think we're crackers.
I wear cowboy boots with my suits and a concealed gun (or 2 or 3) with everything.
The guys with the stubble look like they should be doing some kine of Old Spice or Brute ads. -
8/25/11, 4:24 PM
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Kim said...
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...and right after Martha's charming gesture, Jim went out to a club and had a knee-trembler with her sister.
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8/25/11, 8:50 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Are you sure it isn't an invitation? After all, her shirt is off.
thoR~ -
8/25/11, 11:57 PM
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JMcD said...
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They always gesture "F*ck You!", when they actually mean, "Get your hands off that sweet ass, you low down son of a bitch!".
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8/26/11, 1:23 AM
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