Sunday, January 23, 2011

Spaghetti on Italian

Three Carbs Vroom-Vroom
Three4 Carbs

Red Knobs

Red Knobs
Look! Red Knobs!

Not Black&White

Obama; McCain Jr.

aka - flights of fancy
  On the left the straw being grasped and held as if it was a baseball bat about to knock something somewhere out of the park is, "His numbers are UP!"  ... the meaning ... is evidently that with one successful "Together we mourn" speech tucked under his belt, and the bowl of warm "Jobs" drool about to be served to the nation and congress this week, there is nothing, but nothing, in the next two years that will deny him The Resurrection.

By Qiu-Yang

But not all straws are in the desperate grasp of the left. On the right we hear -- when it comes to the magic Mitt man -- the same refrain, "His numbers are UP!" The breathlessly repeated news kibble that Romney Wins New Hampshire Republican Straw Poll is supposed to be an indicator that... well.... "His numbers are UP!" [Vanderleun- Two Straws in Desperate Grasps]

Barbie Outsourced

A Fun Cruise

Today's Boner
To The Point is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia!

We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombassa, Kenya seven adrenaline-charged days later.

Boned Jello
Also included:  Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am.
Normally I wouldn't  have even opened the  e-mail advertisement for THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE CRUISE; but I did.  WHOA!  I really didn't have a bucket list before, which is sad, but now I do!  My first thought was to raise the $28,000 (Veranda , double occupancy; complete with bench rest).and treat Kim & Connie du Toit.  I have a book idea I want to run by Kim, (called "My Autobiography").   But Hell's Bells; they've already been!
Six attacks in 4 days were more than we expected.

"I bagged three pirates, My wife nailed two, and our 12-year old niece sank two boats with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" -- Kim and Connie du Toit - Texas

Somalia Cruise Route


Relax like never before !

  • That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you.
  • If you don't have your own weapons, you an rent them from our onboard  Master Gunsmith.
  • Enjoy reloading parties Every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night !

Touche' Douche'

How to please your husband
and ask the boss for a raise.
(After 60 years+, we discover it's a two-fer)
You know, sometimes things are good for dual purposes.   Like using baking soda to make a nice biscuit,  and deodorize the refrigerator; or using Coke to remove rust.  


Thanks Madison Avenue!

Teachers With Guns

Giving guns to teachers:
It was inevitable that someone would push a plan to allow teachers to pack concealed guns, and now, someone has, that someone being Nebraska state Sen. Mark Christensen, who has even submitted legislation to that end. WaPost:A Nebraska legislator submits bill

Caleb Weintraub

Valerie Strauss says this is "inevitable," but doesn't say why.  It's worth pondering what social conditions made it thus?  How far into the discussion can you get before using "Liberal," Hollywood," or "MFCS" as an adjective?

caleeb-weintraub   The only school district in the country believed to allow guns to be carried into public K-12 schools is the Harrold Independent School District in Texas, where the policy went into effect in 2007 and requires that those carrying the guns get training and use bullets that shatter when they hit a hard surface. [backdoor]
Begging the question:   "How many kiddies have been massacred in the Harrold Independent School District since? "  Or teachers assaulted?