Saturday, January 29, 2011

Ahem

Genesis

Covered By Obamacare

Lord, What Will They Come Up With Next?
Socks or Nylons work just as well


fannyfloss.jpg
Notice:  Floss teeth first

Are You MFKN Man Enough - Sheesh

Loved the '20s and '80s, hated the '70s. 
All if them. This is why.
Are you man enough?!?


Are you man enough

.... and Obama is no Reagan.

The Gipper versus The Bitter
Another Big Fur Hat Bullseye
SAMPLE
  Reagan: Fostered national pride in the military.

Obama: Fostered gay pride in the military.

Reagan: We begin bombing in five minutes.

Obama: We begin golfing in five minutes.

Reagan: Made big government a bad word.

Obama: Made big government a bad dream.

Reagan: A shining city on a hill.

Obama: A home mortgage under water.

Reagan: Stood up to the Soviets.

Obama: Bowed to the Saudis.

The Gipper versus The Bitter
TRPOF

Jim Moran - The Terminal Brain

Rep. Jim Moran, known for his calm, thoughtful
demeanor, sees racism at work in politics.

Actually, Moran is a rabid dog Democrat who looks for racism, and finds it.  In all the wrong places. So we'll help him out.
This passes muster

How could people criticize a mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and

Not only did Moran say that  "Republicans made big gains in November in part because “a lot of people in this country … don’t want to be governed by an African-American;” he said it to an audience of Muslims.

Culture, Sigh

Genital piercing, nipple rings, tattoos,
tongue studs, illegal alien presidents ...
JFC, what next?


Cuture Change


Politics 101

Hey, We Can Be ASSHATS Too
Top Dem: We will ‘hang’ Republicans

  Amidst a national dialogue about softening political rhetoric, members of an Obama-affiliated organization are threatening to hang Granite State Republicans in the New Hampshire House of Representatives, according to a news story in the Citizen of Laconia.  Top Dem: We will ‘hang’ Republicans
Politics 101

What the dude said was “They’re [Republicans] going to hang themselves, and we’re going to help them.” And this is now viewed as over-the-top political rhetoric?  JFC!  Next thing, we won't be able to hang asshats in effigy; or we'll be criticized for not saying nice things about Jimmy Carter when he dies, and talking about what a godawful president, ex-president and total prick he was.  The fact is, we hate and mistrust everything Democrats do, and vice-versa.  That's the way it ought to be in politics, and hasn't been. A knife fight. If you're at a square dance with a political enemy, dance with them.  That ain't politics, and they ain't enemies then. Specially if they're cute and have nice legs and fancy d├ęcolletage. Am I right? (I meant that in the manly way, yours may differ).

Tell Me About Reagan again Barry

Obama put union bosses in charge of federal agencies, then exempted them from FOIA

Tell Me About Reagan again Barry
Guess "U" Mister
In other words, Obama has given veto power on federal policy to the bosses running the American Federation of Government Employees (AFGE), the National Treasury Employees Union (NTEU), National Federation of Federal Employees (NFFE) and the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME) ... [putting] agency documents concerning implementation of the EO under the FOIA's Exemption Five, the executive privilege exemption. [union bosses ...]
Isn't he just too precious?

Attention Turkeys

I Was That Turkey
(actually it tickled, but I broke the engagement anyway)

Turkey Hooker