Saturday, March 12, 2011

Aplomb in A Minor

Aplomb in A Minor




Official Toy Ruling




official ruling
it's not gay if the balls don't toutch

Toy Inspected okay: balls not touching

Wgats hot and sticky and runs down your leg quiz




Pop Quiz
Take someone who prolly has some good things to impart, but due to a lack of professionalism, or plain carelessness, often crosses that line of what's tasteful, and lands his class in tawdry-town.  No, not me. Well, okay me; but now I'm telling you about this guy, Frank Rozanski


I know what you're saying, "But Rodge, considering that these same kids are prolly taught that climate change is caused by people, or that Al Gore won the 2000 election, is this really so bad?  And the answer to that, no, by comparison.  But it's still unacceptable. I have obtained the actual quiz, with roll-over answers.  You have 5 minutes.
This is the "Sexual Tension Quiz" given to psychology students at William T. Dwyer High School, copied from a quiz widely distributed on the internet. The teacher who distributed the "quiz" has been disciplined.
   1.I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
      When I'm not well, I drip.
      When you blow me, you feel good.

      What Am I?
8.   All day long, it's in and out.
      I discharge loads from my shaft.
      Both men and women go down on me.

      What Am I?
  2.I'm spread before I'm eaten.
      Your tongue gets me off.
      People sometimes lick my nuts.

     What Am I?
 9.  I go in hard.
      I come out soft.
      You blow me hard.

     What Am I?
3.  I assist an erection.
      Sometimes big balls hang from me.
      I'm called a big swinger.

     What Am I?
10. If I miss, I hit your bush.
      It's my job to stuff your box.
      When I come, it's news.

      What Am I?
 4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
      I wasn't maiden for long.
      A big hard thing ripped me open.

      What Am I?
11. I offer Protection.
      I get the finger ten times.
      You use your fingers to get me off.

      What Am I?
5. You stick your poles inside me.
      You tie me down to get me up.
      I get wet before you do.

      What Am I?
12.I have a stiff shaft.
      My tip penetrates.
      I come with a quiver.

      What Am I?
6.  When I go in I cause pain.
      I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
      I can fill your hole.

      What Am I?
13. My business is briefs.
      I am a cunning linguist.
      I plead and plead for it.

      What Am I?
7.   A finger goes in me.
      You fiddle with me when you're bored.
      The best man always has me first.

      What Am I?
14. I make some guys shoot in the air.
      I usually have a little pecker.
      I'm better in your hand than in your bush.

    What Am I?

15. I am black and white
      I shove stuff up you're behind
      Stuff that you hate.
      Even still, you keep asking for more

   What Am I?

Public Sector Unions

Rodge, so far today you've only made me glad to be alive.  But now I want to feel really pissed-off again.  Can you help?
Why Yes. Yes I can



Bart's Room

Bart Got A Room


I love coming of age movies because I hope to myself one day.  Srsly, COA films are usually a safe bet to entertain without any serious unpleasantness.  Bart Got A Room is really a very good movie for something I never heard of, but then I don't follow them.   William H. Macy is seldom (ever?)  in a bad movie, and he is definitely the star of this one.  He plays the divorced (from Cheryl Hines) father who wants to be his son's (Steve Kaplan) age, and treats him like a younger brother.  Bart refers to a friend of the son who is such a loser, that by telling his parents "Even Bart Has _____" gets mom and dad on his team.  What Bart got in this movie is a date to the prom, and a room in the hotel for afterwards.  Juice, you will like this. Oh, it's available on NetFlix instant.

The Good, the Bad, the Ugly

Ever wonder how they did the music for
movie The Good, the Bad, the Ugly?
Neither did I.  Just the same, this is interesting.



cuzzin ricky

When The DNC Does Republican Polling


The Choice of the DNC TOO!

So There's That ...

Japanese Nuke Explosion II

Huge blast at Japan nuclear power plant

Derailed Train Post Quake

WWII is over .  I have great respect for the Japanese ability to make consumer products I must have, and for making me ROR at their cultural idiosyncrasies.   The good news about this blast is, according to the text,  the metal reactor container inside was not damaged, and radiation levels around the plant had fallen after the explosion.

From a selfish pov, however, this will pretty much stop any attempt on our part to overcome the Three Mile Island cultural hysteria, and start building nuclear power plants in the USofA.  The antis will be frothing at the mouth.  So, no oil production+no nuke power = third world nation.

Aside: I renew my request that congress make clear that if San Francisco falls into the ocean, congressmen whose congressional districts no longer exist will be immediately removed. 

Windows 7

RE: Windows 7

WINDOWS 7

I want it on record that I hate Windows 7's guts.  It is the ulimate nanny state control freak operating sytem. It is in fact, exactly what a Democrat congress would design.

War Toy Culture

KRAK-A-JACK Culture
Our 'Fields of Eton'

Krak-a-Jap Mochine Gun

If "The Battle of Waterloo was won on the playing-fields of Eton," then a toy culture that produced KRAK-A-JAP won WWII for us.  Look all you want, but there will be no KRAK-A-JIHADIST toy to be found.  Instead, there will be wailing over the demise of Easy-Bake Oven. I'm just saying.

The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest

Kick-Ass Movies

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

On January 5 I talked about The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and the sequel The Girl Who Played with Fire, both of which I watched on instant NetFlix.  Last night, in a desperate attempt to get as far away as possible from the ACC toonamint, I jumped to Net Flix on ROKU. Guess what the first new movie suggestion was?  The third movie of the trilogy,  The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest.    I never came close to being a Star Wars trilogy freak, having skipped the last one, but this!  I want more .. more ..more!  Screw college basketball.