Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Thye God Particle

Barry Makes Nero Look Like a Statesman

Moral Muddle by an Erstwhile Male Prostitute and Drug Dealer named Barry 
by Me (title) and Mona Charon (facts)

The Obama foreign policy is a mess. In the first 12 months of his term -- let's call it the contra-Bush era -- the president's chief aim seemed to be to undo, to the degree possible, what his predecessor had done.

The theme of that first year -- besides Bushophobia -- was that American arrogance, unilateralism, insensitivity to other cultures and peoples, and resorting to military force were what ailed the world. That, and the lack of a solution to the Palestinian problem. [Mona Mona Bo Boma]
Barry's half- brother, Malcolm Little. Jr.
Is this a super redundancy on my part?  Yes.  Yes it is.  But, there are some slow learners out there. What?  Yes, this is some very disrespectful treatment of the president.  I'm invoking the "buck-toothed Jap" clause from The 1914 International Convention onf War Propaganda Art,  sec iii - No Holds Barred - We're Here To Win

Here's yur passport

New passport rules will keep you grounded (forever)
 
Lowering an iron curtain 100 yards at a time

Don't believe me? Check out the proposed new passport requirements: "Form DS-5513 asks for all addresses since birth; lifetime employment history including employer's  and supervisors names, addresses, and telephone numbers; personal details of all siblings; mother's address one year prior to your birth; any 'religious ceremony' around the time of birth; and a variety of other information." [State Dept. wants to make it harder to get a passport]
People way sager than I have deduced that if God did not exist, he'd have to be invented.  I find myself more and more  thinking the same about Osama bin-Laden.  It's not al Qaeda that's winning; it's one-world government. If you, like me, wondered how it was that hundreds of Nazi victims would march right up to the precipice, and wait to  be shot - with no effort to resist ... .  I think we're living the dream.

Masturbation Facts

Today's Fun Fact(s)

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This is amazingly similar to how Ted Kennedy created trhe Senate Judiciary Committee

Transformer House

Trends in Urban Survival Architecture

One owner warns: Avoid decorations that might draw unwanted attention.

Lion's Mane Jelly

Pass the jelly,
and be damned careful about it

  Scientists have determined that some jellies have eyes that can detect light from dark and even some movement of objects in their field of vision. It doesn't seem possible that any living creature could have eyes, but NO BRAIN.

Arctic Lion's Mane

I know what you're thinking.  A massive tentacled creature that interacts, but has no brain =  a metaphor for congress.  Yes, but it also describes the Arctic Lion's Mane jelly fish (which makes me hunger for Chinese Mushrooms With Cellophane Noodles).

Greep

Privacy Glass Tape

An age old problem
We've all been here.  Staying at a friends house.  Want to take a shower.  Sounds like their 18 year-old daughter is using the shower.  But, because of the privacy glass shower door, you can't be sure.  What do you do?

“HFS!” - cuzzin ricky

Obama visits his slush fund

Obama Visits the S(lush) F(und) Bay Area
He comes here for fundraisers so often now that locals have started referring to San Francisco as “the president’s ATM.”

There was also a multifaceted protest outside the Facebook townhall, including a Tea Party contingent, but I skipped the event myself, so instead I’ll present here a couple of snaps from dinab’s Flickr set and from Nina Pelligrini covering the protest:
Invitation Check
A White House staffer checked every arrival against an official guest list.

Marc Miller