Saturday, June 04, 2011

Bless me Father for I have sinned ...

An Act of Contrition 

faux Ramsey grave

I was convinced that Jon Benet Ramsey was killed by a member of the family. My personal suspect was her brother, with the parents covering for him. The principle reason I knew it was one of them was evidence that there were no footprints in the snow around the Ramsey house.  Snow that had fallen on Christmas Eve, prior to her body being found.  There is no way a killer could get in, or out,  of the house without leaving tracks.  What I learned by watching this True Crime with Aphrodite Jones episode;  Jon Benet Ramsey Evidence, is that we were manipulated— lied to by omission of fact, by police and media. 
  • The full video of the home taken that morning shows the back yard, under a canopy of evergreens, had little or no snow.
  • The window leading into the part of the basement where her body was found was in the back yard. 
  • We were told that window was too small for somebody to crawl through.
  • We were not told when the retired homicide detective hired by the Ramseys tested that theory by crawling through it, straightaway. 
  • We were not told that this detective found two sets of foot prints in the basement [video].  Neither matched anything the Ramseys owned.  One print was identified as a boot manufactured by HI-TEK.
  • We were not told that the Ramseys held a on Christmas Eve day open house for their community.  An estimated 1500-2000 people were in the house, any of whom had an opportunity to scope out floor plans.
  • As to the beauty contests that disgusted so many of us, we were not told that when Pat Ramsey began that journey, she was in the fourth stage of cancer (that later went into remission for awhile).  It's not hard to understand a mother wanting cram in all the activities with her daughter that she could in that circumstance.
There came a point when the Boulder Chief of Police held a press conference where he stated [paraphrased]

I'm speaking to the person who killed Jon Benet Ramsey. Our list of suspects is growing smaller every day.  Soon there will only be one person on the list.  You!" 

The statement was drafted by the FBI in a move designed to disorient the killer; make him do something overt. The next day a young man committed suicide.  There was reason to believe it was a staged suicide, but that was never pursued by the police. Ahem.  However, police did find in his house a pair of Hi-TEK boots that matched the print taken from the basement.  They found a stun-gun that was consistent with the marks found on Jon Benet's body. His DNA however did not match the stains found on her clothing. Of course none of the Ramsey DNA did either.  So, who wore the second pair of shoes?

I don't have answers to these questions, but I am more than satisfied that nobody in the Ramsey family did this.  I apologize for my contribution to the public case against them. (I did the same when that freak John Mark Karr was arrested in 2006, but withdrew it when he turned out to be a psycho-wannabe.) I also believe that the Boulder Police Department are rank, arrogant, incompetents, and that the media are a pack of scum.  In that perfect storm, it's a wonder Jon Benet wasn't posthumously elected president.

Weiner Scooter

Rep. Weiner makes a run for it

Small Claims Court

Snarky Headline of the Year
Weiner's Weiner


An Open Letter To -

An Open Letter to the Gentleman Blow-
Drying His Balls in the Gym Locker Room

  Dear gentleman blow-drying his balls in the gym locker room,
Geezer Locker Room

You're actually doing it. I mean, we've all dreamt of blow-drying our balls out in the open, but you're actually doing it in front of me and at least sixteen other people that just finished exercising at this pricey sports club. Some of us will do it in private in our homes, or in a hotel room using a hairdryer a stranger might have just used to style their hair for that big business meeting in Denver. But not you. You are not confined to such social norms, norms that usually keep flapping, flag-like balls out of my eyes.

Does the courage to do this in public come with age? Perhaps it's something a young man like me can't understand. But you, you are on in years; gray and spotted like a ham in a paintball fight. Your scrotum reminds me of boardwalk taffy. Maybe you've been building up to this day your whole life and I'm witnessing the birth of a phoenix. You are no longer a man that blow-dries his balls in secret. You have transcended that station and now fall into an elite group of Spartans that blow-dry their balls wherever they God damn please. If caterpillars emerged from their cocoons as butterflies with heavy, sagging testicles I'd imagine they'd feel the same as you might right now.

Maybe you're making up for the fact that you no longer have any hair on your head that requires blow-drying. Is grabbing a hairdryer a rote, preening response from your earlier years when you and your majestic mane would say things like, "bees knees" to fresh-faced nurses at the pool hall while discussing the Teapot Dome scandal? Did they have hairdryers back then? I think my ability to correctly recall history is being affected by the sight of your twin sperm fountains. [continued]

I believe Mr. McSweeney and the proprietor of Blunt Cards might well benefit by association. Enjoy AN OPEN LETTER TO MY HIGH SCHOOL'S CLASS OF 2011.  


Attacked by Mugwumps and Asshats

That Stupid Palin, Getting Her History Right 
  I guess there’s a new kerfuffle related to Sarah Palin.  This video was linked at NRO “without comment” by Andrew Stiles.  It’s more evidence that she’s some kind of historical illiterate, or something, as she supposedly claims that Paul Revere rode to warn the Brits.

When you're the person most feared by the Democrat Party— well, you know.  But still, the raw hubris of these clowns, in light of the volume of malapropisms, and stuttered nincompoopery delivered by Frick & Frack, envelops this latest criticism of Palin like a tub  of Jello.

 Jumping at the opportunity to solder their image of Sarah as an idiot, Progressives—  and GOP apparatchiks, it must be said, take her to task for saying "Paul Revere rode to warn th British."  Even if she did say that,  it would be handled as a  tongue-slip by anyone else.  But, well here,  this guy says what I think.

Admittedly Palin’s wording is incredibly garbled and she did not give a very articulate response.  Here’s the thing: her comments are completely accurate.  Here’s a letter written by Paul Revere himself:

“I observed a Wood at a Small distance, & made for that. When I got there, out Started Six officers, on Horse back,and ordered me to dismount;-one of them, who appeared to have the command, examined me, where I came from,& what my Name Was? I told him. it was Revere, he asked if it was Paul? I told him yes He asked me if I was an express? I answered in the afirmative. He demanded what time I left Boston? I told him; and added, that their troops had catched aground in passing the River, and that There would be five hundred Americans there in a short time, for I had alarmed the Country all the way up. He imediately rode towards those who stoppd us, when all five of them came down upon a full gallop; one of them, whom I afterwards found to be Major Mitchel, of the 5th Regiment, Clapped his pistol to my head, called me by name, & told me he was going to ask me some questions, & if I did not give him true answers, he would blow my brains out. He then asked me similar questions to those above. He then orderd me to mount my Horse, after searching me for arms.”

Again, though spoken in mangled English, Palin’s comments are pretty much right on the money.  Revere was in fact warning the British, but more as a way of bragging.

You can even forget all that, if you like. Listen to her comment.  Do you think Gov. Palin thinks Paul Revere was on the way to warn the British Army of  a trap?  Puh-leeeeze.   But hey, asking these people to pass an opportunity to tar her — with being as foggy about American history as Chief  Teleprompter, or as generally stupid as Joe Biden— is like asking a baby not to poop its diaper.

Stuff that bounces

Classic Upswings

Brian The Movie Guy

Brian The Movie Guy

This is cuzzin brian.  He started out selling advertising for a radio station in Seattle. One day the on-air talent asked him  about a movie, and Brian did such a snappy review that the hosts gave him a regular gig.  Under my tutelage by example, he went on to host his own television show, and is off and running Big Time.  Even though cuzzin brian lives in Seattle, I don't think he's one of them.

Follow Brian on Facebook, and Twitter for the latest in movie poop. And for the latest movie reviews visit Brian The Movie Guy. You don't have to remember all this; I added it to my link list below.

cuzzin ricky

Close Stuff


Close, but not close enough


The Polish Cover

Exposing Weiners

Smart blog comment of the day
There's a back story, of course
Exposing Weiners

I nebber knew what that ‘goatsee’ thing was. Now I do.

I hates you for three minutes Doug.

*Okay, I’m over it now*
Looking for Obama

About Bauer's departure

Don't go jumping no sharks on us Mr. Corsi
Corsi says move 'marks beginning' of end of Obama eligibility cover-up

Is Corsi jumping the shark?
  "Bauer sent Perkins and Coie attorneys to Honolulu to pick up from the Hawaii Department of Health what he believed would be two certified copies of Obama's 1961 long-form, hospital-generated birth certificate," Corsi said.

"When the White House released to the public the birth certificate in the form of a PDF computer file obviously created on Adobe software and a Xerox copy, Bauer realized the Hawaii DOH (D'oh) had participated in the fraud," Corsi charged.

Corsi said he had been tipped off early in February that a long-form birth document for Obama had been forged and that the document was to be released.

"The information came from a mole within the Hawaii DOH who had been examining the vault logbook for months," Corsi explained. "Until just prior to February 24, no Obama long-form hospital-generated birth record could be found in the Hawaii DOH."

When the announcement about Bauer's departure was made today, the AP said he was returning to private practice and to represent Obama as his personal attorney and as general counsel to Obama's re-election campaign. ['Birth certificate' prompts departure of White House counsel]

Corsi is tying Bauer's sudden resignation as White House Counsel to his worry about being entangled in a fraud (Vince Foster, anyone?). All that may be true, but I don't see anything unusual about a top White House aide leaving to participate in a reelection campaign.  Correct me if I'm wrong. 


The two pics are unrelated, so don't hurt your brain trying

Going, Going, GOOGLE

The Horror
How Facebook Can Put Google Out of Business 

  And that’s why I used to think that Google was unstoppable.

Until I realized one very important thing: despite the fact that Google goes to great lengths to keep its index fresh by indexing pages that often change every hour, or even every few minutes, and despite its efforts at realtime search (including searching the Twitter firehose), its dominant dataset is dead, while the Web is—each day more so than the last—vibrantly and energetically alive.

Indeed, Google’s revered and unparalleled dataset is increasingly dating itself as an ossified relic akin to the Dead Sea Scrolls—outshined by the freshness of the living, breathing organism that is the social Web. [Tech Crunch]
Oh Lord.  I can see it coming.  Since Google's my landlord here on Blogspot, the first thing they'll do when their dance of death begins is make me start paying rent. And what choice will I have but pay it?  But that won't be enough to keep Google from going the way of AOL, so what happens next?  That's right.  Huffington Post will buy You Tube and Blogger, and I'll have to pay Arianna! Or go to Facebook.  Oh Geez.  I'm going to bed instead.

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What I've been looking for.  I'll grab a few of these, and when the SHTF  disappear into the Amazon rain forest where I'll soon be a god to one of those tribes nobody's ever heard of.  Bwahahahahaaaaaa! Yes, I'll lounge around all day while lovely bare bosomed maidens feed me monkey brains and fat grubs. Bwahahahahaaaaa.!  Eat me Obama.