scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Depends. Will she bring her own birth control pills and pay for my condoms?If so, maybe $.01Assuming I can use your d**k because I surely would not use mine.......Hang on a sec ...... excuse me, but I think someone turned off my social filters.Just checked. Nope. They are still on.
She'd have to pay me, but I don't come as cheaply as she does.
They used to call that phone sex.Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
C'mon. Be honest. Any of us would happily pay $10 -- maybe $20 -- for a three-minute lap dance by Miss Fluke.
Not two dead flies.
No Chuck. She's not worth a fiddlers f*ck.
Does she swallow ?
Daimn! She and her's keep writing their own filthy punch lines. Sandra Fluke coming to an obscure night club near you.
Can I use a Louisville Slugger?
One would have to be too lazy to jerk it themselves to want to bang the hag.
She may be ugly and she may indeed have quite the luxuriant mustache, but drunk enough...no, no, not really.
Steve is the only honest one here. Hell, I wouldn't have to be drunk either ... Tim Hill
Does she swallow ?No, not at first. She loves "Snowballing"
Would the fee include vaccinations?
Just type your name and post as anonymous if you don't have a Blogger profile.
Depends. Will she bring her own birth control pills and pay for my condoms?
ReplyDeleteIf so, maybe $.01
Assuming I can use your d**k because I surely would not use mine.
......Hang on a sec ...... excuse me, but I think someone turned off my social filters.
Just checked. Nope. They are still on.
She'd have to pay me, but I don't come as cheaply as she does.
ReplyDeleteThey used to call that phone sex.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
C'mon. Be honest. Any of us would happily pay $10 -- maybe $20 -- for a three-minute lap dance by Miss Fluke.
ReplyDeleteNot two dead flies.
ReplyDeleteNo Chuck.
ReplyDeleteShe's not worth a fiddlers f*ck.
Does she swallow ?
ReplyDeleteDaimn! She and her's keep writing their own filthy punch lines. Sandra Fluke coming to an obscure night club near you.
ReplyDeleteCan I use a Louisville Slugger?
ReplyDeleteOne would have to be too lazy to jerk it themselves to want to bang the hag.
ReplyDeleteShe may be ugly and she may indeed have quite the luxuriant mustache, but drunk enough...no, no, not really.
ReplyDeleteSteve is the only honest one here. Hell, I wouldn't have to be drunk either ...
ReplyDeleteTim Hill
Does she swallow ?
ReplyDeleteNo, not at first.
She loves "Snowballing"
Would the fee include vaccinations?
ReplyDelete