scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Friday, November 02, 2012
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can only think of one, There has to be another one. My money's on
Doug M or SondraK or the red head.
Voted! Little city is energized. There were tons of people crowded into the not-very-big Payne Co. district courthouse at 3:30 pm. First day of early voting in OK. Volunteer said over 1500 so far. Had to wait to find a chair to actually vote. No one minded the long lines. Lots of people with walkers, canes, crutches. Cars were double-parked, creatively parked. There were buses and carpoolers. I walked the extra block like a lot did. Young'uns showing up too. Elevator went tits up as it always does. People were using the stairs and patiently waiting on those for whom it was difficult. I love this state, and I love Americans. It's not often my black heart overflows, but it did today. GO VOTE!
Your brother says that … … you believed him when he told you he was adopted, so it'd be okay. … his voyeur cam website is now #3. … you're really, really ticklish. … you call out your own name. … your secret fantasy is to make it with two old preppies. … he's worn all your underwear. … he replaced your birth control pills with aspirins. … your mom called you nothing but a slut, but your dad said she's wrong and you're a lot more than that. … he knows about you and the volleyball coach. … you're actually his brother, too. *badum*dum* (What? Well, they aaasked!)
Mine isnt fit for a classy, family blog like this one.
ReplyDeleteTim
One of my umpteen bosses has meaty arms like that. Amuses me to consider the wrestling match.
ReplyDelete...the song you sing in the shower has no words.
ReplyDeleteYour cherry pie is the finest.
ReplyDeleteyour penis is bigger than his.
ReplyDelete… you can kill people with your brain.
ReplyDeleteWho are these people?
ReplyDeleteHey Doug, what did she say? And how was it? Details please!
ReplyDeleteolds-mo-william
You can't run that fast.
ReplyDeleteVoted! Little city is energized. There were tons of people crowded into the not-very-big Payne Co. district courthouse at 3:30 pm. First day of early voting in OK. Volunteer said over 1500 so far. Had to wait to find a chair to actually vote. No one minded the long lines. Lots of people with walkers, canes, crutches. Cars were double-parked, creatively parked. There were buses and carpoolers. I walked the extra block like a lot did. Young'uns showing up too. Elevator went tits up as it always does. People were using the stairs and patiently waiting on those for whom it was difficult. I love this state, and I love Americans. It's not often my black heart overflows, but it did today. GO VOTE!
ReplyDeleteYour brother says he's got the clap and he's been afraid to tell you.
ReplyDelete@Merrily But only if you vote correctly.
ReplyDelete....you have a thing for over weight middle age drunks with a passion for fat chicks.
ReplyDeleteThe part in your hair is perfect.
ReplyDeleteStunned because I just showed her this... http://tinyurl.com/brhz6nf
ReplyDeleteoy vey ole'
You're better than your mother.
ReplyDeleteStunned AD pleased oy vey ole' - No Colon Powell!
ReplyDeleteYour brother says that …
ReplyDelete… you believed him when he told you he was adopted, so it'd be okay.
… his voyeur cam website is now #3.
… you're really, really ticklish.
… you call out your own name.
… your secret fantasy is to make it with two old preppies.
… he's worn all your underwear.
… he replaced your birth control pills with aspirins.
… your mom called you nothing but a slut, but your dad said she's wrong and you're a lot more than that.
… he knows about you and the volleyball coach.
… you're actually his brother, too.
*badum*dum*
(What? Well, they aaasked!)
King, Colon is here. On the short (very short) list. http://tinyurl.com/cgjumse
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" ...the song you sing in the shower has no words.
ReplyDeleteLaughin here,Boss.
poletax
… you believed him when he told you he was adopted, so it'd be okay.
ReplyDelete… his voyeur cam website is now #3.
10!
Gun on the left (thinking) "I wonder if those lipstick stains will wash out of my white Jockeys" - Dave in FLa
ReplyDelete/\ *Guy* not gun
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