Maybe "Hokie Dopey?"

A ridiculous request of an even more ridiculous president “ Obama instituted a policy where he would address all petitions posted to WhiteHouse.gov that received 25,000 signatures. Now this- “ "We feel that in this time of despair, that President Obama should do the Hokey Pokey on national television during a special Presidential Address to the nation" The White House removed the petition after it attracted 617 signatures. ”