Wednesday, April 18, 2012





I think I could still take her ...


I thought, "should I be concerned
... that I find her attractive?  I mean in the way where nothing's at stake, you know?  An idyll.  And then  I realized.  There is not one person on earth who gives a shit one way or the other.  She's cute. If I took her to the senior prom, I'd ask her to wear a long sleeved gown though. 

Res Ipsa Loquitur

 

P-P-P-P-Pippa


Vous parlez Francais? Oui, un petit Pip-peu!
Pippa Middleton chastity belt party

Accompanied by three of the French capital's most eligible bachelors, the 28-year-old, dressed as a risque French courtier, unleashes her best moves on the dancefloor among a heaving melée of cavorting dwarves, burlesque strippers bursting out of giant cakes and aristocratic French men wearing dog leads.

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(I think she's wearing an Elton John design)



I'm a little slow sometime.  Over the years I noticed that the daughters of the rich and famous are always—  what's the word ... dateable,   and quite often stunningly beautiful.  Finally figured out that money get to marry whoever the hell they want,  so duh! 



I'm gwine fo mah stamps bro


I wanna be Barry's boy
cha cha cha

 cussin' cizzin ricky

The King's Oeufs

                                                                              FOOD

Le roi des œufs aux asperges, fromage nacho et Jimmy Dean saucisse sur muffin anglais (fecking brilliant!)

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For your listening pleasure, the Dong Jong Choir

Sigh

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Sagging Pants Culture

Thug Culture                                  

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SODA POP BOARD of AMERICA!



RETRO
I happened upon Ads We Will Never See Again, and expected another list of retro ads I've seen 100 times in the past few years.  For the most part that was true, but these few  resonated.

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Gramps drank BLATZ beer (Chicago).  For some reason I hated the name.  Still do. Why? I've no idea.
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Mother described how folks then rid themselves of the tapeworm.  They held a glass of warm milk under the nose.  When it came out, drew the glass ever away until enough worm was exposed to grab it and pull it out.  I am not making this up.
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PBS uses the same ad today
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SODA POP BOARD of AMERICA!

YES!
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Asthma Cigarettes.  I love the pure audacity of it and wish one of today's tobacco companies had the nerve to reprise.  Just to annoy the usual suspects. Am I being hateful?

Did Someone say HOOKERS?




BEAT MY* CAPTION!
Win fame



DID
SOMEONE

SAY
  HOOKERS?


        

*@JackDiamond  via Tim"

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