Friday, May 04, 2012

Snake Haven

                                                                                    

Today's Portable Metaphor
Res Ipsa Loquitur Perfect for just about any election

The Cruel President

Fake but accurate
More Proof!
          
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Free Lessons on Pictures


Photo Interpretation Lessons

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MoSup just looked in on my work table and expressed an idea.

 "Why don't you explain to people how you are able to interpret pictures? Explain why everyone calls you the Sherlock Holmes of pictures."

I asked what she meant, and she said, "You know.  You can tell what's phony and what's real.  Like those two girls there.  What do they tell you? I'm off to buy some bird seed."


Well okay, although I'm sure you'll find it very boring.  Let's start with the girl on the left.  The average person looking at this sees  another everyday young lady walking down the street.  Nuh-uh.  This is a staged shot.  Look at her ring.  That sort of ring is very popular with models; it flips open and can store a gram of coke, or a tuna sandwich.  The raised skirt is staged, probably with compressed air, or she just twirled on cue.  The biggest giveaway however is she's not wearing underpants.  Only models go out in a short skirt like this and not worry about people seeing their stuff.  She's a pro.

Now, the girl on the right. From her surroundings and body language I know she's in the waiting room of car dealership,  waiting for her Ford Focus to be serviced.  Look at her ring; it's an engagement ring of modest size, perhaps ¾ carat.  So she's not a floozy socialite.  She works as a typist (fingernails) and is almost certainly wearing underpants.  The photo was probably snapped by another customer with his cell phone.  This is not staged.  Her bra straps are showing and her hair is a mess.  But she's real.  This is the kind of girl you want your  son to bring home.  The other one, well he can bring her home too.  Not to his home though, his wife would kill him.


Did You Mean Israel?

  
This Just In
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Hannity Destroys Harrison Schultz

  OCCUPY   
This is how it's done
Hannity Destroys Occupy Organizer






Arresting the Sheriff

OBAMUNISM, The Party,
It's almost like he is trying to hide something.






                                                                                       























Shooting Shellfish and Bacon

Today's Cultural Moment

Hasid Shooting Shellfish in Central Park
      
Res Ipsa Loquitur
I'm guessing here ...

Julia Childish

"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a
good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what
 the hell." TRKOF&S


Rush Tears Apart Obama's "Life Of Julia" Slideshow

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The Convenient Girlfriend

"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a
good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what
 the hell." TRKOF&S

Who Is This Obama New York Girlfriend?
Marriage to Egyptian…
LINKED TO BILL AYERS?


Res Ipsa Loquitur
The Rabbit  Hole Grows Considerably Deeper On This One

Elizabeth Warren, Liar; Democrat

"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a
good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what
 the hell." TRKOF&S


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A helpful idea

a helpful suggestion
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