Saturday, May 12, 2012

A Shot in the Ass Mystery

Res Ipsa Loquitur

This happy homecoming picture is driving me crazy.  It first appears that cupid has shot a silver arrow straight into her coccyx.  On closer examination however, I think it's just some string coming out of her underpants and a skirt label that probably says "dry clean only." Since there is no cupid, that must be it then.  Unless she's  somehow pissed Putin off, and his agent has shot her with a poison dart. Hmmmm.

Passive Agressive Hippie

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Res Ipsa Loquitur

The only person I know who is better off today than he was four years ago is President Obama. He's making more money, living in a bigger house and playing more golf. And when his wife goes on a shopping spree with her girlfriends, it's to Spain on the taxpayer's dime. If you asked President Obama if he's better off today, he'd say, "Hell, yeah! And we don't want it to stop!" [Michael Reagan]