Thursday, August 30, 2012

Young Pioneers Unleashed







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Protester: Rich People Need To Be “Destroyed” – Calls For A Marxist Utopia Like They Have In… Somalia And Afghanistan?…

I Panicked





The Plot to Oust John Boehner





Obama's Toast

Given These Startling Facts,
 How Can Obama Win?
only massive voter fraud can save him

Today's Staggeringly Stupid Democrat

YOU BERK!
I guess the King of Spades should be replaced.

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John M. Robinson, the Chief Diversity Officer at the U.S. Department of State, wants America’s diplomats to know that common phrases and idioms like “holding down the fort” are, in fact, deeply racist.

 In one recent public relations kerfuffle at Nike, Inc., he wrote, the company torpedoed a sneaker called the “Black and Tan.”  “What a wonderful celebratory gesture and appreciation for Irish culture. Not!” wrote Robinson, an adult.

Robinson notes that “Black and Tan,” –can refer to the brutal Protestant militiamen who ravaged the Irish countryside in the early 20th century

And did you know using the phrase “holding down the fort” is the linguistic equivalent of scalping a Cherokee?

“Handicap” and “rule of thumb” are two more figures of speech that Robinson, in his wisdom, has decreed offensive. The latter, Robinson says, refers to the width of a stick a man could once use to legally beat his wife”  more from the moron: here  [Full]

"Hang Ten"



Food Cheats and Cole Saw Dressing

                   
                    

 
 i slew, i slaw, i slawnquered
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Every time I go to the food store I find something else that not only costs more, but has been resized downward.  Ice cream is the first thing I noticed a few years ago. The traditional half gallon package is gone, and quite often the contents are pumped full of air.   Ben &  Jerry's is a notable exception, and print their quart packages with a "Still a Real Quart" blurb.  If the Hershey Bar gets any smaller, they'll be chocolate chips. What this means in political terms is that the Obama price index is skewed, because the smaller weights are not accounted for.   But that's not what I wanted to tell you.  Here's my food tip of the day.

Over the years I'm spent an inordinate amount of time and money on what basically ought be a cheap salad of cabbage and dressing.  Cole slaw.  We love KFC slaw, but it's as pricey as the chicken to buy stand-alone. I have the recipe for it, but what a pain in the ass!  Besides, our dinners are last minute decisions, and I don't have time to let stuff mellow-out  in the fridge for a few hours.  Been using Marie's Cole Slaw dressing because it's acceptable, but @ 3.95 a jar, not cheap. 

A few weeks ago Don M sent me his own recipe for Cole slaw dressing. We had spareribs a few days ago, so I tried it out. 


DON'S COLE SLAW DRESSING


1/3 cup Best Foods Mayonnaise
1/3 cup Miracle Whip
2 Tablespoons Red Wine Vinegar
2 Tablespoons Sugar
2 Tablespoons Milk

Mix well and place in a container.
You can thin it with milk if necessary it thickens as it sits.

For Cole Slaw
Buy Angel Hair Cole Slaw available at Albertson's. Or thinly slice a head of cabbage.Serve the slaw like you would a salad. Cabbage separate from the dressing and dress at the table.

The Cole Slaw will be nice and crispy this way.
For a large group you can blend ahead of time but the cabbage gets soggy over time.

Great with any BBQ. Don't forget to put some Crispy Cole Slaw on your BBQ Pork Sandwich.

This dressing took less than 5 minutes to make, and it is so good I spooned half of it down me throat.  Next time I make it,  I'm going to substitute buttermilk and see what happens.  If it's better,  it will be TRKOF's Cole Slaw Dressing.  That's how things work here.  I'm a robber baron— er, king.



Canada Air Series



By Any Other Name       

MacTweak

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Barkin: Help MEEEEEEE




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These are two of what must be 2-3 dozen recent cases of prominent (Liberal) public figures going bezerko.  Let's take Barkin.  Your typical washed-up Hollywood twat; very vulnerable.  I suspect scenes like this happen more than you'd suspect.

Barkin:  I need work. What the hell  Shit Year (a recent Barkin movie)? And a couple of TV pilots in the last five years? What am I paying you for?

Agent: Ellen, you're off the radar.  Nobody thinks of you.  Nobody wants to boff you.

Barkin: So?  What? I'll do full frontal.  Hell I'll even do PINK!

Agent: So will every girl in Junior High, and their boobs don't sag.  But, I do have an idea.

Barkin: What? Fake a suicide? 

Agent: No, that's been done to death.  No, what I want you to do is - I'll set it up- I want your to "lose it" in front of the press.  I want you to say something inflammatory that will wake Hollywood up.  Make guys like Spielberg love you.

Barkin: tap*tap*tap

Agent: Tell them you hope God, or someone,  kills every fu**ing Republican on earth and flies eat their carcasses!  Say you wish you had an assault rifle so you could spray the GOP convention.

Barkin:  Won't I get arrested?

Agent:  By who?

Or,  she could be like Chris Matthews, David Chalian, Samuel L Jackson, or any number of the rest our left-media canker blossoms.  Committed and unhinged Marxists (though most have not a clue) who believe

 I'm a committed old school American, and I'd love to see a meteor hit the Democrat convention in Charlotte.  Best thing that could happen to this nation. 

The difference between me and them is a big one.  I'm a two-bit no name blogger. A guy spouting off in the neighborhood bar. Any influence I have on the public debate is filtered through more moderate voices.  These people however have a national platform.  What they say influences, and validates millions of the wackiest people in the nation.  Unhinged, with nothing to lose.  Those  people are out there planning mayhem as we speak. And they are bankrolled by the likes of George Soros and the SEIU. 

War is hell.  And, I never thought Ellen Barkin was that hot.