Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Pet Sharks

             
                                                                     Catharsis


Arnold Pointer's Pet, "Jaws"

Res Ipsa Loquitor

  Arnold Pointer, a professional fisherman from south of Australia set free from a certain death a big female White Shark that was caught in his fishing nets. Now the fisherman has a problem: He says:


“It’s been 2 years and she doesn’t leave me alone. She follows me everywhere I go and her presence scares all the fishes. I don’t know what to do anymore." It is hard to get rid of an almost 17 feet long shark since the White Sharks are protected by the wildlife conservation, but a mutual affection established between Arnold and “Cindy” [Story and Video]

Amazing!  But with consequences.  PeTA will now demand a memorial plaque for  murdered White Sharks. 

MoSup

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/shark-love-hoax.shtml

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Yeah, but so is Obama.

DougM said...

First thing that came to mind was Capt Hook and the croc.

Anonymous said...

Stalkers are like that. Be careful who you're nice to.

Casca

Anonymous said...

It was conveyed to me by a Chief Petty Officer when I was a young seamen apprentice, "Never satisfy the "Fat ones", they will never let you go".

Mr. Juice

Emil Nytraht said...

Says Jaws: "Yep...I figure Arnold Pointer'll make a great 'chum'."

Juice said...

... a great chum. Ta-dum-bum!

Jess said...

I once knew a big woman named Cindy....she was like......never mind.

Mark Alger said...

What's the oceanic equivalent of "shoot, shovel, and shut up"?

M

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