Thursday, January 03, 2013

Smooth Mover

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A dapper gent in his mid eighties walked into an upscale cocktail lounge freshly groomed and scented with expensive after-shave.  With a boutonniere in the lapel of his charcoal double-breasted suit, he presented quite the debonair image.

Seating himself next to a lovely younger lady in her mid seventies, he offered to buy here a drink and inquired,  “So tell me dear, do I come here often?"

Tom Mann

Knight and Day

   At The Cinema                           

I am so embarrassed, but ...

~cheap thrills~

We watched Knight and Day last night (cable) and, erm...— Oh what the heck!— we enjoyed the hell out of it.  In fact, it was maybe the most fun thing we've watched in months.  No language, lots of mayhem and killing,  but of the James Bond variety-no real gore. 

Cruise and Cameron Diaz appeared on Top Gear together to promote this movie, and were actually quite engaging.  Yes, I think Tom Cruise is a jerk, but you take your wins where you find them these days.  Rotten Tomatoes gave Knight and Day 3 Stars, and so will I.  But it gets 5 stars for keeping you glued. to it.

Somebody buy Cpl Boston a beer!

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Senator Dianne Feinstein,

I will not register my weapons should this bill be passed, as I do not believe it is the government’s right to know what I own. Nor do I think it prudent to tell you what I own so that it may be taken from me by a group of people who enjoy armed protection yet decry me having the same a crime. You ma’am have overstepped a line that is not your domain. I am a Marine Corps Veteran of 8 years, and I will not have some woman who proclaims the evil of an inanimate object, yet carries one, tell me I may not have one.  (Full Letter from Joshua Boston, Cpl, United States Marine Corps, 2004-2012 via Doug M)

The best thing we can do to help Cpl Boston (who's about to have a ton of  get-even dumped on him) is to defend him massively in on-line news comments of the New York Times  ilk who print this story. 

Roasting Nancy

Category: Home Brew
Best Picture From 2012 Candidate #1

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I'll be posting these this month and then we'll have a vote. There are two categories Home Brew and everything else.

Gore sells out to Al Jizza

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I'll guess that most will see this as I do; giving aid, comfort, and access to the enemy. And what's with letting this douchbag stay on as an advisor?  I mean, he screwed the whole deal up from the get-go.   "Oh habby day Algore..yanny .. we liking that you stay and show .. yanny ... how to be bogramming with you excellence."

Glenn Beck Tried to Buy Current TV But Was Rejected

There you have it.These pricks would rather deal with al Qaueda than with  Americans who don't toe the liberal line.

Tim O'Brien

The "Cap"

*Smacks Head*

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I'm not trying to be intentionally crude here, but ...

Literally millions of American servicemen have served their country wearing what was/is  universally called the "Cunt Cap."  I don't even remember what the proper nomenclature is, but a common directive from the Master Sgt. was "Fall-in in 20 minutes.  Dress will be khaki and  cunt cap."  I never actually understood why it was called that— until just now.

 I'm guessing that GIs coming home from deployment in some European country, who had contact with our Russian allies,  started it even though the two are not at all technically similar.  Ours should have been called something like "soda jerk" cap.

How Obama Captured Democrat Minds

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