Saturday, September 21, 2013

Obama makes it official ...

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Weren't we just talking about another Edith Wilson presidency?

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The C-Roll Stash


It's on the 3rd floor of do-me suite
At Blue Jays  hotel.
"Heartbreak Hotel" Track

   The SkyDome sex was a recurring problem, thanks to persistent guests of the Renaissance Hotel—the room windows looked right out onto the field. From an undated Slam! Sports article:


    Since it opened in 1989, there have been at least three incidents at the hotel where couples were having sex in plain view of tens of thousands of fans, as well as one incident when a man was thrown out of the hotel for masturbating at the window, believing it was one-way glass.

    "We have a unique product here. Obviously, in hotel rooms around the world, who knows what happens. But here, it's kind of like a fishbowl," [Dan, director of operations for Renaissance] Woodburn said.

    For stats nuts, the Blue Jays are 2-3 when hotel guests are caught getting naked or getting it on.

I  watched a Jays-Oriole  game the year the Sky-Dome opened.  The camera panned the hotel and a woman  wearing a slip was visible in one of the rooms. The announcer-I think Jim Palmer- said "We'd better watch what we're broadcasting here," and related the sexcapade that had just recently made news (the first of three times)."  Anyway, I stumbled across this site that somehow got hold of the full feed of many original, erm, candid broadcast videos from various sport venues.  They are quite candid, so needless to say "NSFW." 


 

More Apologies Please





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Coca-Cola Apologizes for Bottle Cap That Read 'YOU RETARD'
The idea? Play off Canada's bilingualism by jumbling English and French words on bottle caps


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Res Ipsa Loquitor Filed under "Retard Hall of Fame"*

*The aghastness caused by using perfectly legitimate words like "retard" is purely a product of the retarded political correctness cancer begun by retard educators like Donna Shalala, one of the many (ugly as sin) Hillary girlfriends who found their way into the Clinton White House.  I'm having none of it.  Go Redskins


Trolls

 
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Best Troll Joke Ever!

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Alright here is the joke:

You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. I bet you were lazy and you didn't read all of the words.

2. You were too lazy that one of them is spelled "Yo"

3. Now i bet you are looking at the words to find the "Yo"

4. Now you are confused because there is no "Yo" in there

Thank goodness we don't have trolls, wot.


Demotax talks,Wealth walks

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New York City. You Know it's something stupid.


                      —   you berks




If New York City Were A Stock, Traders Would Be Screaming 'Sell!'
 
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New York’s mayoral contest effectively ended when the first poll of the general election showed unapologetic business-bashing left-wing Democrat Bill de Blasio destroying Republican moderate Joseph Lhota by nearly a three to one margin, 65 percent to 22.

At this point, not even a sexting scandal could cost de Blasio the mayoralty, despite his absurdly thin resume: His biggest job to date, the ceremonial post of New York City Public Advocate, handles a budget of $2.3 million. That’s about 1/30,000th of the budget of the city of which he is about to be elected mayor.  [Full Gruesomeness]

And the downside to watching NYC commit suicide is?  So they bail; but to where?  Fleeing NY Liberals have already poisoned bordering regions.  Maybe Detroit can be designated like a leper colony?  A place where the "diseased" can be segregated from healthy economies.  It won't be as nice as, say Molokai, Hawaii,  but lepers were innocent victims; New Yorkers are willingly ignorant and stuck on stupid.  Am I right? 

Clarence Thomas Suspended





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