Wednesday, November 05, 2014

The girl in the photo ...




Beating Dead Horses Because They Aren't Really Dead
should be, but they ain't


But, she's documented!

Mea Candy Culpas




sigh
me too



Bent Humor


A Fine Sapling

It's Your Choice


HEAVEN AND HELL
MoSup

While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's
time to visit heaven.

So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean
heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell...

When the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland
full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil smiles at him and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted.." 


Whippedman's Sampler 2014


MSNBC ALL-STARS
and ilk

... is worth 1000 words




For Crist's Stake!





Res Ipsa Loquitur2014 Midterm Elections a Republican Stampede


Dignitas News offers a pretty good election summary HERE. In the meanwhile ...

"Republicans stand poised to have sufficient numbers to call for a Constitutional Convention, by invoking Article V of the US Constitution"

I'm all for this
if I'm the principle architect.  Otherwise, opening this Pandora's box  scares the hell out of me. 

 
Say Amen?

Liberals Threaten to Assassinate Walker



Liberal Thug Nation                      

    


Liberals Threaten to Assassinate Walker After Victory;

 “You Dead, B**ch”

Liberals called for and threatened to assassinate Scott Walker after his reelection this night in Wisconsin. The threats ranged from specific death threats to wishing death on the governor.
Here are just a few.
You dead:”
Threats to Walker
I pray:”
Threats to Walker2
I’ve been wishing death upon Scott Walker:”
Threats to Walker3
And a few more threats, and a few suicidal liberals:



MEANWHILE ...
Holder sends poll watchers to 18 states

The Department of Justice plans to send federal monitors to 18 states to watch for discrimination against voters.

Monitors will head to Arizona, California, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Kansas, North Carolina, Nebraska, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas and Wisconsin.

“One of the Justice Department’s most sacred responsibilities is ensuring access to the ballot box for every eligible American,” Attorney General Eric Holder said in a video message on the department’s website.

“I want the American people to know that the Justice Department will stand vigilant — working in a fair and nonpartisan manner to ensure that every voter can cast his or her ballot free of intimidation, discrimination or obstruction,” he said.

tap.tap.tap

MSNBC DOES NOT DISAPPOINT!


MSNBC: ‘Old White People’ in the South Who Vote Republican Are ‘Going to Die Someday’


Earlier


"... But I’m still expecting an awesome night on MSNBC!"
Eric Ericksen, Red State