So this guy ....

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Canadian Health Care Canadian Health Care Who said that the health care in Canada was not up to par? An Arab immigrant in Toronto goes to the doctor and says "I feel terrible." The doctor examines him and then says, "You need to pee and put yourbowel movements in a bucket for a week, then throw in a dead fish andsome rotten cabbage. Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for  three days." The Arab does this and goes back to the doctor 3 days later and says, "I feel wonderful! what was wrong with me?" The doctor replied, "You were homesick."     Merrily

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