Saturday, August 29, 2015

Arnold Anderson's Breakfasts

a major award                                                 

The inalienable right to a leisurely breakfast, and other nonsense.

TRENTON, N.J. (AP) — An elementary school teacher who was allowed to keep his job despite being late for work 111 times in two years said Friday that breakfast is to blame for his tardiness. "I have a bad habit of eating breakfast in the morning, and I lost track of time," 15-year veteran teacher Arnold Anderson told The Associated Press. In a decision filed Aug. 19, an arbitrator in New Jersey rejected an attempt by the Roosevelt Elementary School in New Brunswick to fire Anderson from his $90,000-a-year job, saying he was entitled to progressive discipline.

I will not say a word.  None suffice.

            Global Warming Fade-Out



The proper way to call someone a bastard . . .

A fellow was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

They were even after the first few holes. The second chap said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five quid a hole?"

The first chap said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.

The second chap won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.

As they were walking off number eighteen, the second chap was busy counting his £80.00.  He confessed that he was the pro at a neighbouring course and liked to pick on suckers.

The first fellow revealed that he was the local vicar.

The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.

The vicar said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."

The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

The vicar said, "Well, you could come to Church on Sunday and make a donation.  And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll happy to marry them."

 (Tommy Lee Mann)

RUSH: Hillary is a lock.

"Folks, we’re talking about a crime family here ..."
Talk-radio host Rush Limbaugh on Friday said be believes Hillary Clinton will, indeed, be the Democrat nominee for president, despite her email scandal and other setbacks that have bolstered the campaign of socialist Sen. Bernie Sanders and pressed nervous Democrats to consider alternatives such as Vice President Joe Biden.

“Folks, we’re talking about a crime family here. We’re talking about people who’ve accepted donations from thugs and nations all over the world and expect her to be president,”  Limbaugh told his listeners.

Limbaugh noted that at the Democratic National Committee meeting in Minneapolis Clinton is “telling everybody – Biden and whoever else – to shut up.”

“She’s already got the votes; she’s got more than she needs,” he said.

That would be my guess too.  In an honest election, of which there have been no more than three since 1960IMHOHillary gets blasted.  As it is, it's a push. There are upwards of 28 million illegals in the system, and the Obama DOJ's praetorian guard to contend with.

The GOP are no different when it comes to engineering primary votes. For that reason I believe that Donald Trump is the only outsider (since Reagan pulled it off) with any real chance of denying Bush the nomination (beware the VP slot however, speaking of Reagan).

In the Still of the Night


Today's Musical Treat

Where the 5th Satin?

Racist Racialists

Holder's Mustache                           

Black Activists Call for Lynching and Hanging of White People and Cops

Black Activists Call for Lynching and Hanging of White People and Cops
Aug 28, 2015 | Lana Shadwick

Lana Shadwick 28 Aug 2015 Members of the #FYF911 or #FukYoFlag and #BlackLivesMatter movements called for the lynching and hanging of white people and cops. They encouraged others on a radio show Tuesday night to “turn the tide” and kill white people and cops to send a message about the killing of black people in America.

One of the F***YoFlag organizers is called “Sunshine.” She has a radio blog show hosted from Texas called, “Sunshine’s F***ing Opinion Radio Show.”

A snapshot of her #FYF911 @LOLatWhiteFear Twitter page at 9:53 p.m. shows that she was urging supporters to “Call now!! #fyf911 tonight we continue to dismantle the illustion of white…”

(Interesting FR comments)


Check your Milk Carton

Life on Longboat
(Has anyone seen Helly?)

Jeb Cantor = Eric Bush

Something WTF

Jeb Bush hires noted GOP base favorite Eric Cantor .  Huh?

Jeb Bush to hire noted GOP base favorite Eric Cantor

This makes a ton of sense in Bizarro!America, where Eric Cantor is a champion of conservative values and lost his Congressional seat to a man funded by the Establishment to get rid of his brand of conservatism. [RED STATE]
Eric Cantor. Champion of conservative values

Bizarro!America indeed.  I thought this lede by Joe Cunningham on Red State was the start of some scathing satire.  But I was very wrong.  Joe Cunningham on Red State was serious.  Gee, I think I'm somewhat conservative, and I celebrated  Cantor's loss in the 2014 election primary ("Never before has a House majority leader (Eric Cantor) been defeated in a primary."
In the past I have written about him ..

Brietbart hates him.  Coulter hates him.  Like I said, Bizarro.  Now, it's true that Red State honcho Erick Erickson, whom I find 97.2% copacetic, wasn't the author; but puh-leeze.  Like mom said, you are who you hang with.

PS.  Bush and Cantor do belong together however.