A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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This is the reason I don't trust Census Bureau statistics.
ReplyDeleteWow, look at that escargot!
ReplyDeleteTim
That's one of only three known talking-snail jokes.
ReplyDeleteDoug, what are the other two?
ReplyDeleteWhat has a hard shell, is slow and dumb, and leaves a trail of slime wherever it goes......And trump can eat it for lunch?
ReplyDeleteTim: I owned a piece of S*** car at one time. The engine block had rusted through an it left a trail down the road. Hard to start, would over heat, and etc. I sold it to a guy who had a fork who could part it out. He said he used to be a Democrat and he got used to scraping them.
ReplyDeleteWhat did the snail say when he was riding on a turtle?
ReplyDeleteSo, David Bowie is dead. Looks like Mick Jagger will have to go back to shagging women.
ReplyDeleteUh-oh, did I post this in the wrong place?
^Chris
ReplyDeleteWellp, that comment was the second,
and this is the third.
:D Toldold!
ReplyDeleteTim
^David
ReplyDeleteThis should answer your question.
Okay, found another one.