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Sunday, January 31, 2016

The uniqueness of me

"Feldspar is to a torqe wrench as Larkspur is to cottage cheese" Me



Just once, I wanted to offer something that nobody else in recorded history had ever said.  I think I nailed it.

6 comments:

  1. You are unique, just like everyone else.

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  2. One of my favorites I heard a guy claim that no one had ever said before:

    "Take the goat around back; the boys and I have been shot."

    Love jarring nonsequiturs sometimes, like the time I heard a dying wounded thug tell his capo that he'd been ambushed by the tennis police.

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  3. You spelled torque wrong.

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  4. ^ Yeah, but a pedantic grammar nazi would point out that the book's title has a period, which implies that it's a sentence; but it has no verb (or substitute punctuation, whatever that's called by truly pedantic grammar nazis).

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  5. Weren't the Uniques childless Romans ?

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