scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Sunday, January 31, 2016
The uniqueness of me
"Feldspar is to a torqe wrench as
Larkspur is to cottage cheese"Me
Just
once, I wanted to offer something that nobody else in recorded history
had ever said. I think I nailed it.
^ Yeah, but a pedantic grammar nazi would point out that the book's title has a period, which implies that it's a sentence; but it has no verb (or substitute punctuation, whatever that's called by truly pedantic grammar nazis).
You...win?
ReplyDeleteYou are unique, just like everyone else.
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorites I heard a guy claim that no one had ever said before:
ReplyDelete"Take the goat around back; the boys and I have been shot."
Love jarring nonsequiturs sometimes, like the time I heard a dying wounded thug tell his capo that he'd been ambushed by the tennis police.
You spelled torque wrong.
ReplyDelete^ Yeah, but a pedantic grammar nazi would point out that the book's title has a period, which implies that it's a sentence; but it has no verb (or substitute punctuation, whatever that's called by truly pedantic grammar nazis).
ReplyDeleteWeren't the Uniques childless Romans ?
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