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"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Friday, April 29, 2016
Two Liner
"I got married so I could get laid 3 or 4 times a week." "Wow. That's the reason why I got divorced!"
Having dealt with victims (mostly male) of our family court, alimony, equitable distribution, whatever you want to call it, comes down to you paying for some dudes lay. Bizzaro pimping.
As a dear friend once said about marriage, "Sometimes the fuckin' ya get ain't worth the fuckin' ya get!"
ReplyDeleteMoo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don
"Alimony" is defined as "the fucking you're getting for the fucking you got."
ReplyDeleteHaving dealt with victims (mostly male) of our family court, alimony, equitable distribution, whatever you want to call it, comes down to you paying for some dudes lay. Bizzaro pimping.
ReplyDeleteSupport Catch and Release... Get A Divorce !
ReplyDeleteThe third stage a marriage is hallway sex.
ReplyDeleteStage One. Sex anywhere and everywhere.
Stage Two. Pretty much just in the bedroom.
Stage Three. Hallway sex. You pass each other in the hallway and both snarl 'F*ck you!'
Tim