Friday, July 01, 2016

My Goal Fun

Res Ipsa Loquitur

Two days ago I heard MoSup apparently sobbing; gasping for breath in the living room. Before I could get up she came into my office, iPad in hand, and tried to explain but could not, so she pointed at it.   I was immediately simpatico infected by her jag, and  began one myself.   Not at "My Goal," which I find ordinary, but her. 

 I asked "When was the last time you laughed that hard?"  Neither of us could remember.  Which got me thinking; when was the last time I had a paroxysm of laugh-weeping?  Maybe when we saw Something About Mary?"   A co-worker once told me this joke, and I laughed so hard that it was fully three days before I could tell it without going into another fit.  The worst case I ever had, though, was while hearing a joke told by a guest.  I was standing, had just taken a swig of beer, when the punch-line caught me.  Instant hypoxia;  fainted straight away. Just like that. I mean, collapsed without warning.  They thought I'd suffered a H.A. You'd think I'd remember what that joke was, but I don't.


Anonymous said...

Did you know that the words 'race car' spelled backward says 'race car'?

Did you know that 'eat' is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last letter, it spells its past tense 'ate'?

Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in ‘illegal immigrants’ it spells out: ‘Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, kid-producing, violent, non-English speaking assholes and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, goat-loving, raggedy ass bastards with you.’?


Kim du Toit said...

"You put the baby in the microwave? What happened to it?"

"Dunno... I was too busy masturbating."

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