Sunday, May 08, 2016

Rorschach dude

Who's this Rorschach dude 
and why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?

Obama's People

Obama embraces transgender moms on mother's day

"My god! She's your sister!" (West Virginia)

Famous Mom Sayings

*If everyone else jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?
*Don't talk with your mouth full.
*Clean up your room, it looks like a tornado hit!
*Do you think I was born yesterday?
*Because I said so, that's why!
*It's too expensive
* Money doesn't grow on trees
* Look at me when I'm talking to you!
*Don't use that tone with me.
* Don't make me come in there.
* I'm coming in there right now!
* Don't make me come in there again!
* Who do you think you are?
* Just wait until your father gets home.
* Stop fighting or I'll turn this car right around.

* What part of 'no' don't you understand?
* I don't care who started it.
*Your face is going to freeze like that
* Your eyes will snap that way
* No one said life is fair
* Beds are for sleeping in, not jumping on
* Go wash your hands
* Eat you vegetables
* Do you want your mouth washed out with soap?
* Who taught you that word?
* Tell your sister you're sorry
* Tell your brother you're sorry
* "I don't know" is not the answer
*Don't you run from me
*I love you to pieces

How to Undress

1950 Educational Film
"How To Undress In Front Of Your Husband"

There Will Be A Quiz